My mom was real good at makin shit "disappear", you should take that hobby up. I had no idea until well into my thirties when she disappeared some of my Dads stuff and he bitched her out in front of me. I never figured out why I lost so much stuff as a kid but never as an adult.
I disappear lots of shit. I can stress the importance of discarding the garbage bag that you used, immediately.
That was a fun fight.