At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit, please back in."
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."
At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."
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On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
On another Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."
At a Propane Filling Station: "Thank heaven for little grills."
Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck: "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises."
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