I rarely engage into racing on the street, this was more of a spiritied bumper rip=off than anything but this is how it went, anyway.
On Friday I was driving home late night with my friends little brother, as we were coming up by this long on ramp we see a new Civic SI accelerating on it then brake somewhat hard out of nowhere(assuming he saw me in his peripheral, in the left lane)....
I dont think much of it until they(later saw there was three shiats in it) are at my quarter panel "stuntin" hard with their HID's, ones you can see Virgin Islands with btw, 44,000k, downshifting and acting pretty silly.......
After about one mile, road openned up for a quick 3rd gear burst, or should I say "highway backhand shelacking" to be delivered. I hesitated, being as few days before I was extended a great courtesy after a stop and was let off with a warning(non speeding but I still appreciated it)..............but, thinking I can keep it embarassing for them and remain speed limit-ish, I engage and piss in their cheerios anyway. By a few decent bus-lengths to boot........
Fast forward to 5 mins latter, at my local exit light( a 3 min red light that makes you want to kill baby seals), here comes the same civic next to us, windows rolled down and gesturing something/open your window
Convo went exactly like this(which is rare for me, since I am conservative and dont like talking to strangers, especially shit for brain racing hoodlums)
-Si driver- "Thats a cute mustang toy you got there my nigga, want to run it for a thousand, my nigga"....as his two "boys" are snickering......at him calling my silver cobra with fat tires "cute" as it's sitting/rumbling next to him in his WHITE civic that probably comes with a built in tampon dispenser....but whatever, I'm not judging...or am I?..:lol:
-Me(with a polite smile)-"what?...that?"...I tried not to be insulting but I really tore him down to the point of hilarity just minutes before and couldnt contain my sarcasm.
Si driver- "Nah, my nigga, want to run my STI for a thousand, right now, I'll go get it if you down, what's really good?"
Me-realizing this could be taken to a funny story not heard often, decide to turn into a "wigger" and do it "up", "ohhhh shiat, an STI?....for a $1000?...you guys got a $1000 DOLLARS?.....damn, I dont have that kind of money, you guys are ballers for sho, my bad dawg, didnt mean to hurt your feelings back there, imagine if I actually dropped a gear?......don't get all mad now challenge me out with your sisters boyfriends cousin's car homie!!!"
ALL the tards in the SI, simultaneously- "wtf is that supposed to mean man, that's ignorant, wtf, $1000, ballers?, we down right now nigga, just bring it, lock it up, we doing this or what..............blah blah blah......".....
Me- politely smiling and killing them with sarcasm, back in the white boy, non wigga mode- "I cant hang with you guys, obviously, you have some wicked rides *as I'm shruging my shoulders, and pointing at their burnt clutch smelling civic*, I cant race with big budget ballers like you, you boys sure do make it rain I bet"........
At this point I see the cross light turning yellow, and am getting ready to make my turn, I slowly put it in first, roll up my window as they're still "making it rain" and drive of my direction to drop this kid off at home. He was elated to say the least, about the entire exchange I assume, since all the kid did was smile and laugh like a 2yr old baby after getting his first Elmo doll!!!
It wasnt a kill, it was more of a funny interaction at a light than anything. If some of you knew me, you would probably get the picture even better, being as that I'm a buzzed head, serious looking dude(wtf is that supposed to mean?...well, I dont smile or laugh much with strangers..and most people think im too serious) that doesnt talk "hood" or would know how to save his life.....
MODS-feel free to edit anything, I know some of it might be insulting but I'm only "translating" an event verbatim.
On Friday I was driving home late night with my friends little brother, as we were coming up by this long on ramp we see a new Civic SI accelerating on it then brake somewhat hard out of nowhere(assuming he saw me in his peripheral, in the left lane)....
I dont think much of it until they(later saw there was three shiats in it) are at my quarter panel "stuntin" hard with their HID's, ones you can see Virgin Islands with btw, 44,000k, downshifting and acting pretty silly.......
After about one mile, road openned up for a quick 3rd gear burst, or should I say "highway backhand shelacking" to be delivered. I hesitated, being as few days before I was extended a great courtesy after a stop and was let off with a warning(non speeding but I still appreciated it)..............but, thinking I can keep it embarassing for them and remain speed limit-ish, I engage and piss in their cheerios anyway. By a few decent bus-lengths to boot........
Fast forward to 5 mins latter, at my local exit light( a 3 min red light that makes you want to kill baby seals), here comes the same civic next to us, windows rolled down and gesturing something/open your window
Convo went exactly like this(which is rare for me, since I am conservative and dont like talking to strangers, especially shit for brain racing hoodlums)
-Si driver- "Thats a cute mustang toy you got there my nigga, want to run it for a thousand, my nigga"....as his two "boys" are snickering......at him calling my silver cobra with fat tires "cute" as it's sitting/rumbling next to him in his WHITE civic that probably comes with a built in tampon dispenser....but whatever, I'm not judging...or am I?..:lol:
-Me(with a polite smile)-"what?...that?"...I tried not to be insulting but I really tore him down to the point of hilarity just minutes before and couldnt contain my sarcasm.
Si driver- "Nah, my nigga, want to run my STI for a thousand, right now, I'll go get it if you down, what's really good?"
Me-realizing this could be taken to a funny story not heard often, decide to turn into a "wigger" and do it "up", "ohhhh shiat, an STI?....for a $1000?...you guys got a $1000 DOLLARS?.....damn, I dont have that kind of money, you guys are ballers for sho, my bad dawg, didnt mean to hurt your feelings back there, imagine if I actually dropped a gear?......don't get all mad now challenge me out with your sisters boyfriends cousin's car homie!!!"
ALL the tards in the SI, simultaneously- "wtf is that supposed to mean man, that's ignorant, wtf, $1000, ballers?, we down right now nigga, just bring it, lock it up, we doing this or what..............blah blah blah......".....
Me- politely smiling and killing them with sarcasm, back in the white boy, non wigga mode- "I cant hang with you guys, obviously, you have some wicked rides *as I'm shruging my shoulders, and pointing at their burnt clutch smelling civic*, I cant race with big budget ballers like you, you boys sure do make it rain I bet"........
At this point I see the cross light turning yellow, and am getting ready to make my turn, I slowly put it in first, roll up my window as they're still "making it rain" and drive of my direction to drop this kid off at home. He was elated to say the least, about the entire exchange I assume, since all the kid did was smile and laugh like a 2yr old baby after getting his first Elmo doll!!!
It wasnt a kill, it was more of a funny interaction at a light than anything. If some of you knew me, you would probably get the picture even better, being as that I'm a buzzed head, serious looking dude(wtf is that supposed to mean?...well, I dont smile or laugh much with strangers..and most people think im too serious) that doesnt talk "hood" or would know how to save his life.....
MODS-feel free to edit anything, I know some of it might be insulting but I'm only "translating" an event verbatim.
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