What animal are you?

[BlueOvalAvenger]

If you could describe yourself as any animal, what would you be and why?

I would say that I am a dog. I can be loyal but if you cross me I will bite you.

 

[DaleM]

I have been called a pig by many women. I don't know why I just asked to sniff their panties is all. :shrug:

 

[JoeNashville]

I thought this was going to be another one of those fun online tests?

 

[Chameleon]

I have been called a pig by many women. I don't know why I just asked to sniff their panties is all. :shrug:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[67bigblock]

2 funny.
Once worked at the Zoo,...so anyones guess.

 

[kneedragger]

I would have to say Gorilla. Due to my Greek and Italian heritage, I have enough hair to qualify as a silverback.

 

[ViciousJay]

a bull cuz my g/f whats me to mount her like one everynight, hahahaha

 

[NyteByte]

A horse, because of the way they're hung.

 

[Candace 02 GT]

Probably a cat. I'm pretty independent.

 

[99cobrablack]

Rhino

 

[Lightning Kid]

A freshwater turtle.

 

[DaleM]

I would have to say Gorilla. Due to my Greek and Italian heritage, I have enough hair to qualify as a silverback.

Hairy ass WOP! You and my wife have a lot (of hair) in common! oke:

 

[kneedragger]

Hairy ass WOP! You and my wife have a lot (of hair) in common! oke:

You should wax her back, instead of shaving it. The hair will grow back thinner.

 

[DaleM]

I was talking about both of you having hairy vaginas!

 

[Candace 02 GT]

I was talking about both of you having hairy vaginas!

It isn't nice to talk about your wife's hairy vagina on the Internet. :nono: ;-)

 

[FliteQH]

It isn't nice to talk about your wife's hairy vagina on the Internet. :nono: ;-)

:lol:

 

[DaleM]

It isn't nice to talk about your wife's hairy vagina on the Internet. :nono: ;-)

Does it matter that she had a sex change and used to be my brother?

 

[Krodu]

I have always been compared to a bear. I suppose its cause I am big, lazy, love to sleep, wish I could hibernate, have been know to scratch my back or azz on trees, and when I get pissed I get scary. :sleeping:

Girls also say I am cuddly like a teddy bear but I try to ignore that. :shrug:

 

[kneedragger]

Does it matter that she had a sex change and used to be my brother?

You're the one who married Horse-c<>ck Rizzo? Small world. He (or she) used to call you the "wide receiver".

 

[kneedragger]

I was talking about both of you having hairy vaginas!

As opposed to your sandy one?