You really jumped the shark on this, havent you? Why not jut cancel at ths point?Yep called, vey unapologetic and kept pushing me towards a the goody bag and more waiting for the autopen which hasn't arrived or been configured. so basically no date in site. after 237 days no thanks. I would rather buy one later if i decide to, for a much lower price. Seriously anyone that pays $350 for the autopen plaque and a bag full of lapel pens is really dumb. If people thought the authentic signature was a waste of money, imagine the scrutiny your $350 autopen will bring. LOL.