anyone ever dated a stripper?

[KingBlack]

:??::dw:Wireater might enjoy that, would you make him breakfast too?

sure, a protein shake first thing in the morning

 

[Blown_By_You]

Banged one? Yes.. Date? **** no

 

[busta]

Chernobyl hot?? Never heard that one before!

 

[snaked]

Chernobyl hot?? Never heard that one before!

That's when she's so unstable, it automatically makes her hot.

 

[FSSNK]

I dated a Hooters girl for a few years if that counts?

 

[05satinGT]

The young lady by then after about 50 bucks started shaking her cooter in my face. I was going to bite it then the room got super dark! The biggest Mexican dude (huge human blocking the dim lights) I have every seen told me I was too close and in danger of being tossed out. He was so big that even in my drunken state I knew not to talk shit and quickly decided it was taxi time with my wing man.

This might be one of the best things I read ever on SVTP. Sig worthy right there.

 

[CompOrange04GT]

Dated a few strippers..

It's fun. Doesn't bother me.

 

[burnin4]

Having dated a stripper for over a year, I feel I can weigh in on the subject.

I have a similar experience, complete roller coaster, mixed feelings on the subject. Damn I miss her though....

 

[evil04svtcobra]

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LOL, I worked at a strip club for about a year. Ended up dating a girl for several months, sex is the most amazing sex you will ever have. However, they are all head cases, and in the end you will be hurt and wishing you would have never dated a stripper.

But it was defiantly fun at first... And I swore she was the most normal one. Ended up being maybe the most messed up one!!!

 

[runsonboost]

This is SVTP, we all **** strippers every night, at least 3 at a time.

 

[Explosive]

I understand where you are coming from. I am 45 yo and even back when I was 18 it was ingrained in my upbringing... If you find them in a bar, they will eventually go back to the bar. I am not judgmental of them. They have to make a living too. But I never thought it was fair to me or her if I was dating someone from a bar knowing marriage was never going to happen. Not saying I never did it but those relationaships never lasted longer than a few weeks.

Feel pretty much the same way. You're just raised to look down upon that kind of work.

 

[Niks97cobra]

I've slept with strippers, but never dated one. I did have a roommate that was a stripper. That was fun times.

 

[AznStanger3v]

when i was 19 i tried to date one. She was a hoe-and-a-half in the bed, but she would talk about how depressed she was and how she cries all night before she goes to bed. i just lol'd and quit returning her calls...as well as quit going to that ranky-dank strip club she worked at. would never even consider dating one now

 

[Sinister04L]

I dated a stripper once. Didn't treat it as a serious relationship, just had fun. Good times.

 

[Planter]

I laugh at strippers, and I laugh at the losers who pay money to go sit in a strip joint to look at a piece of meat they can't touch, when you can go to your local swingers club, pay the same money for the door fee, and go inside and actually bang a swinger chick who is twice as hot, free of drugs and disease, has all her teeth, and doesn't have any saggy boobies, and then you can walk away without the drama.

 

[hunterp]

Had a roommate in college that dated one for awhile. Nice girl, just looked like she'd been ridden hard and put away wet.

 

[truefiveo]

Strippers are cool, but have way too many skeletons in the closet!

Most are broken women daddy and abuse issues!

Some tend to be groupies also!

 

[Ronin5.O]

I dated one for 2 years, we met in a university chem class. She started stripping (again) shortly after we started dating, but we ended up splitting up because she needed too much attention. She would always get jealous of me wanting to hangout with my guy friends, and if I did bring her out she was too socially awkward, constantly needing me to engage her in group conversation or she felt I was ignoring her. Super fun in the sack, but she was just too sheltered growing up I suppose (home schooled by scientologist parents).

So ya, the "normal" ones are fine, but they are still usually damaged goods...

 

[1Bad04Mystic]

Sleeping with a stripper one thing, dating a stripper no way. Way too much worrying what the hell she is doing when she is not with you. Not saying all strippers are cheating whores, im just saying it's hard to trust a stripper

 

[LS2GTO]

and go inside and actually bang a swinger chick who is twice as hot, free of drugs and disease, has all her teeth, and doesn't have any saggy boobies, and then you can walk away without the drama.

Yeah cuz swinger chicks who have sex several times a week with strange men are always hot, free of drugs and diseases. And frankly, screwing a chick in front of her husband/bf is always going to bring more drama then some lunatic stripper. They may not mind you doing that (being at a swinger club), but you never know exactly how 'on board' they are with all of this, and some day one of them is going to snap and there's your drama right there.

At least with strippers, it's always you and them, and they always leave. Remember, you're not paying the stripper/hooker for her services...you're paying her to leave at the end.