I saw a review of one of those on a local gun forum. I walked upstairs just now and breathlessly told the wife...
"HEY! Guess what one of the guys on the car forum just bought at the gun show!!"
Her: *rolls eyes* "what"
Me: "A FLAME THROWER!!"
Her: "what's a flamethrower"
Me:
Me:
Me: "Okay, I'm posting that on the car forum."