What
The
Hell
Just a date? This is SVTP!
I'd have to make a play on the Miranda warning.
Say something punny/innuendo to her, implying that legally she should hold it against you...
As long as it wasn't "your gun is digging into my hip..." it sounds like it'd be fun.
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Also read the dumb bitch is going to sue Gorilla Glue because the warning didn't say anything about not putting it in your hair. People are Fing nuts!