Ugly car corral

MG0h3

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Nissan Stanza mini van, we had a sunroof so everyone on my school bus thought it was cool. Blue Mist Metallic sounds way cooler than it looks lol. We called her the "Troop Carrier" for many, many years until we had to put her down. She couldnt go 35mph uphill anymore so it was time.

Looks like the Johnny Cab in Total Recall


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Avanti…of any year.

Ugh, that's blasphemy!
Don't ya dig Alice Cooper's Ford powered Avanti?

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Perhaps the ugliest modern car that I can't believe people spend money on. If depression was a design language...

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I think the front of this matches up like a puzzle piece with the S650 rear.


A woman shaving the cooch without waxing the butthole is a female version of business in the front, party in the back.
 

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From my own history of ownership, circa 2006-ish.
1986 Mazda B2000 named "Vern" purchased for $150. I actually enjoyed owning this uggo. I had my Mustang and Suzuki at the time, so it was nice to have something a little less ticket-prone. Haha
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You shut your dirty whore mouth!!!

My first vehicle was a mazda mini slammed on air. Wish i still had it. I dreamed of an extra cab. My buddy had one like this.

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You shut your dirty whore mouth!!!

My first vehicle was a mazda mini slammed on air. Wish i still had it. I dreamed of an extra cab. My buddy had one like this.

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I had a few friends who were into the "mini truck" scene, they all told me it was the perfect base for a project truck. To be fair that picture is it all cleaned up for when I sold it.
Maybe I can post my next ugliest car, but I think it might hurt more feelings than the Mazda. Lol
 

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I had a few friends who were into the "mini truck" scene, they all told me it was the perfect base for a project truck. To be fair that picture is it all cleaned up for when I sold it.
Maybe I can post my next ugliest car, but I think it might hurt more feelings than the Mazda. Lol
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