Things You Say/Think After 60!

Some will relate to some of these! Feel free to add to the list. LOL.

1. Where the hell is my phone?
2. How did I get this bruise?
3. That isn't my password either? WTH!?
4. How do they expect you to read this small print?
5. Where did I put my glasses?
6. I don't care if it doesn't look fashionable, it's comfortable!
7. Who the heck is calling at 8:30pm?
8. Does anyone say please and thank you anymore?
9 Geez, how do you throw your body out of whack just sleeping wrong?? WTH!
10. This scale can't be right!!!
11. WTH is wrong with people nowadays??
12. Why did I come into this room?
13. When the hell did I start having trouble putting on my socks?!?
14. Why the heck to people keep asking me to repeat what I said?
15. Rodney was right....I don't get no respect!
16. WTH! I used to be able to lift my foot into the bathroom sink. Now I can just about lift it onto the toilet seat to cut my toenails!!
17. Was cutting my toenails always this difficult??
18. Did I always need 5 minutes to tie my shoes?

Shit, maybe 60 isn't so bad. I'm only 44 and other than a handful, I have all the same questions already.

Umm, pretty sure that applies to "after 50".

At least that's what someone told me.

:-D

#2 and 5, so true.

In before people say they won't make it to 60.

I spent 2 minutes the other day looking for the belt I just put on. I feel I do those on a daily.

93Cobra#2771 said:

Umm, pretty sure that applies to "after 50".

At least that's what someone told me.

:-D

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I agree. I was thinking about my own age and it seemed more like "after 60". LOL.

Another one I just thought of. "Why do people keep saying I talk too loud? Sounds normal to me."

2, 7, 8, 11, & 13 apply so far at 38. haha

In a setting other than casual/familiar such as holding the door for a stranger who is clearly younger than you and they actually thank you, but I naturally over-analyze their word choice anyway:
"Did he/she just call me sir? When the hell did I become a sir? I'm not old enough to be called that yet. How old do they think I am? Do I look old or something? Kiss my ass, punk. Get out of here with that noise." Internal dialogue, of course.

And because I'm a grumpy SOB when it comes to the general public:
"Does anyone think more than an inch beyond their nose?"
"Heaven forbid you put the phone away for the 12 seconds it takes to cross the busiest street in town. Might miss some worthless social media post."
"I dislike everyone equally. Well, except for you, dear."
"That's my following distance you just invited yourself into."
"Everyone's a dumbass until proven otherwise."
"All that money you spent on a [insert upscale luxury car brand] and it didn't come with turn signals. Weird."
Car with a decal signifying that the driver paid for a fancy piece of paper from XYZ University, probably has a pile of debt, crapped out some brats, and is driving a modern day minivan living the American dream on their way to soccer practice at 8am on a Saturday: "All that money you spent on higher education and you still don't have any common sense nor are you able to apply any practical understanding of basic traffic laws." Often accompanied with a rotation of a phone in one hand and/or a coffee-like beverage.

Did I leave my wallet in the truck?, again.

Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling.

Lol. During the week I'm pretty good with my routine. But on the weekends, when I go to the store, I find I'm more apt to leave my wallet or phone at the house lmao.

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TerminatoRS said:

2, 7, 8, 11, & 13 apply so far at 38. haha

In a setting other than casual/familiar such as holding the door for a stranger who is clearly younger than you and they actually thank you, but I naturally over-analyze their word choice anyway:
"Did he/she just call me sir? When the hell did I become a sir? I'm not old enough to be called that yet. How old do they think I am? Do I look old or something? Kiss my ass, punk. Get out of here with that noise." Internal dialogue, of course.

And because I'm a grumpy SOB when it comes to the general public:
"Does anyone think more than an inch beyond their nose?"
"Heaven forbid you put the phone away for the 12 seconds it takes to cross the busiest street in town. Might miss some worthless social media post."
"I dislike everyone equally. Well, except for you, dear."
"That's my following distance you just invited yourself into."
"Everyone's a dumbass until proven otherwise."
"All that money you spent on a [insert upscale luxury car brand] and it didn't come with turn signals. Weird."
Car with a decal signifying that the driver paid for a fancy piece of paper from XYZ University, probably has a pile of debt, crapped out some brats, and is driving a modern day minivan living the American dream on their way to soccer practice at 8am on a Saturday: "All that money you spent on higher education and you still don't have any common sense nor are you able to apply any practical understanding of basic traffic laws." Often accompanied with a rotation of a phone in one hand and/or a coffee-like beverage.

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I SO relate to that one!

Don't dare leave your reading glasses going to a store or food joint with an actual menu. We have them everywhere in the house and multiple pairs in the vehicles.

I am on the edge of needing reading glasses. I can't see shit close up. I'm just holding out at this point.

Four pair of glasses is not enough!!! I still lose them...never can find cell phone, car keys, when I need them

All of those are hilarious, and I have to agree with most of the posts in here. I’m 31 and I couldn’t tell you how many of things things I do naturally. They’re comical because they’re so relatable! Thanks for sharing Bob!

98 svt said:

I am on the edge of needing reading glasses. I can't see shit close up. I'm just holding out at this point.

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Your arms won't get longer Paul.

jshen said:

Four pair of glasses is not enough!!! I still lose them...never can find cell phone, car keys, when I need them

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So,true. I bet there's 10-12 in different rooms around the house.