All the Divorced dudes in here, how did you know your wife was not the "one"?

[PowerWheels]

All the Divorced dudes in here, how did you know your wife was not the "one"?

 

[Alex_96Cobra]

:lol: this will get intersteing:uh oh:

 

[05 Roush]

I'm not divorced, but when she starts porking other guys, that should be a definite indicator there's something wrong .

 

[Sailing2Smth]

she didn't take it in the ass...............

 

[SHOE]

I'm happily married, but can't wait to read these when they get going. It's gonna be mostly :bash: :cuss::cryying: :fm: :kaboom: :mj: :xpl:

 

[05 Roush]

Originally posted by Sailing2Smth
she didn't take it in the ass...............

Maybe she has diarrhea...:shrug:

 

[03DOHC]

The fact that she should occupy a cell next to Ted Bundy might be one reason. :-D

 

[SHOE]

Originally posted by Sailing2Smth
she didn't take it in the ass...............

Can you blame her ? Would you ?

 

[PowerWheels]

Originally posted by Sailing2Smth
she didn't take it in the ass...............

That's a good one! :thumbsup:

 

[ZincDude]

Well when she fake screams out all my friends names instead of mine and then tells me are you done yet cause I can't feel a thing is it hard or what, I just knew.:-D

 

[PowerWheels]

ZincDude, what happend to the Guitar? Your hand get tired? :-D

 

[ZincDude]

Originally posted by johnsonl
ZincDude, what happend to the Guitar? Your hand get tired? :-D

Well since the wife left me I need all my strength for ---- well you know!!:-D So anyways I want to introduce you guys to my new girlfriend Dove!!

 

[PowerWheels]

Oh, ZincDude I understand now, you found some Beaver!

 

[03cobrablack]

She moved all her sh*t out and started "seeing" other people....

 

[ZincDude]

Originally posted by johnsonl
Oh, ZincDude I understand now, you found some Beaver!

Well I knew I had to find something else cause Ben is real selfish when it comes to gerbils!!:-D

 

[Darcsun]

I think I knew she wasn't the one after sh had me arrest four times on false charges.... then laughed at me as she proclaimed that I would never get custody of my son, considering how many times I had been arrested...

Now there was a good lawyer for her... wish would have seen it coming.

But now... I'm single.... have two girlfriends, and drive a 03 Cobra. hehehe

 

[05 Roush]

Well the real question should be, did ye divorced people know your spouses long before you were married?

I'm very happily married and I dated my wife 4 years before we were engaged. You see a lot in 4 years. I've known her 13 years now and I've seen both good and bad on both sides. Here's my motto: if I can work with people at work, I can work with people at home.:thumbsup:

 

[SALEENNOTCH]

I knew she wasnt the one when she looked better dressed, when I realized I was explaining things time and time again. I knew she was out on her ass when she raised her credit limits off my name on joint accounts, paid minimum balances and pocketed my signed paychecks on Fridays. I have been going through my divorce since Dec99 and Have now lost the house, the possesions in the house, and the job that paid for all her Coach bags and Guess clothing. Im hoping she dies a horrible death under a large heavy construction piece or maybe is mutilated by several horny yet hungry dogs. I have paid over 60 grand in lousy lawyer fees and have finally come to the realization I shoulda had her whacked for three grand in jan 00.
PS. The bitch never got the car, I had a title change just prior to papers........... HA!!!!!!

 

[Hellspawn]

damn.... makes me scared to ever get married...
sounds like my worst nightmare x 10.

 

[steelgrave]

Originally posted by johnsonl
All the Divorced dudes in here, how did you know your wife was not the "one"?

Hmmm wasn't long after I said "I do?"

;-)