Are pornographers allowed here?

[Rochard]

A girl I know went to your Bikini Bash and had a few, uh, pictures taken.

If it's who I think it is...... She was rather funny. She got really really drunk, and clothes started coming off. I refused to let her and her date drive home - they were that hammered. They both spent the night.

Otherwise, I plead the fifth.

 

[LIGHTNING LARRY]

Sort of. We got our differences settled (and I was really at fault).

This morning someone posted a thread from this board and I checked it out and decided to sign up. Much to my surprise someone already had my name used. Turned out I had already signed up.

So here I am. This board needs some excitment or something. I tend to post a lot of pictures.

No, no mods. I need to do something with the exhaust at least to start with, but the IRS slammed me in the wall last month and I'm still trying to recover.

Posting car/truck pics here is fine. Posting porn on this site will get you BANNED! Keep the pics totally PG13.

Welcome aboard. :rockon:

 

[JB]

...Otherwise, I plead the fifth.

spoken like a true gentleman...

 

[LIGHTNING LARRY]

Maybe, but links are kosher with work wornings. :banana: :banana:

WRONG!!!!! Find a different site to jack off to.

 

[mblgjr]

This is the first time the title line of a Newbie intro line has ever gotten my attention.

Welcome aboard. Put some clothes of the girls and put them on your car. Note I said SOME clothes.

 

[youngone]

WRONG!!!!! Find a different site to jack off to.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I got a couple if ya need em.

 

[The Pun]

Welcome and how do I get into the porn business? Corporate training isn't doing it for me anymore.

 

[MaximumSVT]

No, no mods. I need to do something with the exhaust at least to start with, but the IRS slammed me in the wall last month and I'm still trying to recover.

HA! You start off by saying you don't have any mods, then go on to talk about IRS. I thought you meant independent rear suspension, then it hit me (not the wall). Me bad. Welcome to the board.
P.S. I love porn!

 

[Rochard]

LOL! What an entrance! "I am, without a doubt, a pornographer..."

I'm not sure why you'd tell everyone of your porn profession, as it's sure to get someone's panties in a wad, as you are keenly aware. I'm sure you'll provide some entertaining opinions! I'm not sure I've ever met a pornographer - so what do you do, publish, produce, direct?

I like your Mach. Welcome.

Why? I might as well; Everyone will figure it out sooner or later. I started posting on a local Phoenix based Mustang board and posted a picture of the red Mach 1 and the first post was "I hope this is that porno guy from Phoenix". Might as well just bring it out in the open to begin with.

What do I do? Everything. We are an Internet based "adult" company with 32 websites, and about to launch ten more in the next week. What exactly do we do? It's a bit more simple than you would imagine. We put an ad in local publications for models, hire them, shoot ((nekked)) pictures of them, put them up on websites, and then charge $24-$34 a pop for a month's worth of access. If you some quick math and multiple an average $30 per membership times 1000 memberships a day.... You'll see why my boss drives a Viper (and why I've had a brand spanking new Mustang every year for the past three years.

Compared to "everyone's standards" on message boards I'm rather colorful and love to post pictures, but on non adult boards I tend to be tasteful and only post pictures of Mustang related stuff.

Got more questions? Ask on.

 

[youngone]

What do I do? Everything. We are an Internet based "adult" company with 32 websites, and about to launch ten more in the next week. What exactly do we do? It's a bit more simple than you would imagine. We put an ad in local publications for models, hire them, shoot ((nekked)) pictures of them, put them up on websites, and then charge $24-$34 a pop for a month's worth of access. If you some quick math and multiple an average $30 per membership times 1000 memberships a day.... You'll see why my boss drives a Viper (and why I've had a brand spanking new Mustang every year for the past three years.

Thats fuggin awesome, I need to find me some non camera shy sluts.

Where's slurpie when ya need her.

 

[Rochard]

Posting car/truck pics here is fine. Posting porn on this site will get you BANNED! Keep the pics totally PG13.

Welcome aboard. :rockon:

Let's test the waters. Is this considered work PG13?

 

[LIGHTNING LARRY]

Let's test the waters. Is this considered work PG13?

Def. fine. :beer:

 

[theDRIVER]

LOL i think that would be considered rated g around here.....

 

[Snagged]

The real question is, when can we expect you to give us free access to the pr0n?

 

[Rochard]

Welcome and how do I get into the porn business? Corporate trianing isn't doing it for me anymore.

How do you get into the business? Start by making web pages.

 

[The Pun]

For sure thats G rated - bump it up a notch or two.

Let's test the waters. Is this considered work PG13?
QUOTE]

 

[Candace 02 GT]

If it's who I think it is...... She was rather funny. She got really really drunk, and clothes started coming off. I refused to let her and her date drive home - they were that hammered. They both spent the night.

Otherwise, I plead the fifth.

Probably the same person. I wouldn't think you get many Oklahoma girls out your way. Good of you not to let her drive afterwards.

 

[LIGHTNING LARRY]

For sure thats G rated - bump it up a notch or two.

Let's test the waters. Is this considered work PG13?
QUOTE]

Richard is doing fine. Don't push it. This isn't a porn site.

 

[rvlyssup]

Let's test the waters. Is this considered work PG13?

:coolman:

 

[The Pun]

Sorry - I know. One or two notchs is like PG or PG13

Richard is doing fine. Don't push it. This isn't a porn site.