**** Around >>> Find Out
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That's the right word for it. A flex. Pride was the only thing I could think of.
Do Dolphins Rape People? Separating Fact from Fiction | DolphinXpert
Do dolphins rape people? It is rare, there have been reports of dolphins sexually assaulting humans while they are known for intelligence & playful nature.
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Do dolphins rape people? It is rare, there have been reports of dolphins sexually assaulting humans while they are known for intelligence & playful nature.
Pretty sure that was an AI generated article but there's plenty of humor in it.
I started laughing at the point it stated people experience shame, fear, and trouble sleeping after being raped by a dolphin. They make it sound like the dolphin followed them down a back alley and pinned them down behind a dumpster or something and it's still out on the loose doing this to other people haha.
Got even better when it explained how to protect yourself from "Dolphin rape" by getting away as quick as possible but also curling up into a ball and protecting your head and neck, just like you would do with a bear or big cat attack, except you're underwater and getting your ass pummeled while you drown? You're just going to be a ball bobbing up and down in the water while a rapist dolphin has his way with your more valuable unprotected holes lmao.
I think I've heard the term "dolphin rape" enough for today though.
Yeah I had looked into a few articles that talked about it before, but this cracked me up. If I remember correctly, it was due to a reality show actor talking about dolphin rape that got me looking into it long ago.
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The dude splashing water on her to wash the jizz off .... not the first time. Also, he waited until it was done, must have been trained to leave it alone once it starts. LMAO. Girl got violated.
I have read that dolphins are sexual deviants and are known to **** pretty much anything. They are also known to masturbate which I have to respect. Seems a lot cooler than monkeys using sticks to eat ants.
Just straight violating the corpse of that poor fish while his family probably looks on in horror haha.
No ****s given
Just think of how many human bodies lost at sea have been violated by necropheliac dolphins. And we wonder why they are so friendly towards us!
Probably talking all dirty to us when we are around & we're over here thinking they sound cute.
That needs to a band name!!
He could be swimming in cash if he’d get on OnlyFans.
That’s a Neu-Metal name if over ever heard one
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