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Why is Naples one of the safest communities in America?
Bear in mind that Florida, especially Naples, is filled to the brim with old people sitting around waiting to die. Even driving a car or walking down a sidewalk is a daily life or death gamble in Florida. If you aren't eaten by a gator or die from obesity, some 90 year old woman in a Grand Marquis will mow you down.

Cheers,
 

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This is the problem with our property not having rights!

"I was in fear for my life or grave bodily injury."

And maybe, "I am invoking my 4th, 5th, 6th and 14th amendment rights at this time."
 

BrunotheBoxer

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Bear in mind that Florida, especially Naples, is filled to the brim with old people sitting around waiting to die. Even driving a car or walking down a sidewalk is a daily life or death gamble in Florida. If you aren't eaten by a gator or die from obesity, some 90 year old woman in a Grand Marquis will mow you down.

Cheers,
Yup. You’ve got it all figured out. Do you live and own property there because you sound like a native to have all that local knowledge.
See you at the pier.
 

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