Create a funny picture!

[Blades]

This riceboy was knocking on the viper.. Insert the conversation between the riceboy and the knowledgable sales person thats giving him the look of "damn you are ****ing retarded"..

i think this picture is just hilarious..

post your best rendition of the picture

 

[i8u]

Rice boy- All it needs is a sticker here and another one here.

Salesman- I'd like to sticker in your girlfriend.

 

[ac427cobra]

Ricer: I could lower this car in the front and back if I put those cool 13" wheels on it like I did on my Civic.

Salesman: Get the hell outta here kid. I blow mo on a ho than your total net worth!

 

[cito]

Ricer dude: Is this the GT-R version with the rotary engine? Because that would rock...totally. I could even take that BPU Supra in Fast and Furious 2 with one of these....dude...

Salesman: :kaboom:

 

[Ram Rod]

Ricer: "So let me get this straight. If I throw my girl on the front of this car and screw her like this, all the biotches would want me."

Token Black Guy Salesman Dude: "Got Zaino!!!!"

 

[FordSVTFan]

Ricer: How much extra is the big ass wing and the fart can exhaust.

Salesdude: Dont make me come over there and Bitch slap you in front of everyone.

 

[Blackgeetee]

Ricer- Very nice! All it needs is nawwwzz, a supercharger, AND a turbocharger.

Salesman- sheeeeeeeeeit!!!

 

[Blades]

ricer: actually if i was designing the viper i'd put the new Si honda 4cylinder with i-vtec. I dont need 8.3 liters for raw power

salesman - what the **** is this cumshot talking about?


he was seriously critquing the viper like he was some sort of car specialist.. what a bitch. he said something about not needing 8.3 liters. I just wanted to ****ing smack him.

 

[Ryan]

Ricer: My Kia Sephia GSX could so take this car, you non-doubling clutchin ol' man!

Salesman::lol1:

 

[Sinister Angel]

Ricer: So does this thing come with Nawwwzz? That stuff is the shizzy! It beat a V-8 in fast and the furious!!

Salesperson: Mann, whatchu talkin bout willis?

 

[azguy2000]

Who ever mentioned the Zaino.....Just to let you know thats the stuff that all Viper guys live by...

 

[static_kling]

Ricer: The problem with this thing is it's only a two-seater. You see, with my Accord I can fit four people in there no problem. So you could say I get the best of both worlds: speed AND cargo space.

 

[SoCalBlk03]

 

[FordSVTFan]

ROFL!!!

 

[mikes93cobra]

thats looks like a s2000 on steroids IMO

 

[taronis]

Ricer: "duh, stickers, doy NAWZ, uh iVTEC, duh, wing, der, neon lights"

Salesman: "J*sus the things you see when you don't have a hand gun."

 

[Somebody]

Ricer: "What you runnin, 14's, 15's in this thing? I think I could hang with it in my hatchback."