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[foofinator]

Damn, I've been drug pretty hardcore by three different cars in the past few days.

First was Alex and Kelly... then tonight I raced Manny. Even on 10 lbs he reeled me in and past me.. then he cranked it up to his Torco tune.

A twin screw alone isn't going to get the job done...

HPP Twin Turbo Cars: 1 Me: 2 (Thanks ejones!) :banana:

 

[Mach1Marauder]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA! .......Da FOOFOONATER STRIKESOUT AGAIN!!!:lol:

Was it even close?:shrug: :lol1:

 

[Mach1Marauder]

Pssssst.......twins and WildBill's bling! Get some!

 

[foofinator]

I would make a comment like.. Atleast I never strike out with your girl.. that is if her tits didn't sag so low she regularly shuts them in the car door.

:lol:

Yeah it was pretty close on 10 lbs.. but he was making about 560 rwhp with the extra cold air boost.

 

[JKD]

Damn, I've been drug pretty hardcore by three different cars in the past few days.

First was Alex and Kelly... then tonight I raced Manny. Even on 10 lbs he reeled me in and past me.. then he cranked it up to his Torco tune.

A twin screw alone isn't going to get the job done...

HPP Twin Turbo Cars: 1 Me: 2 (Thanks ejones!) :banana:

I told ya that you needed to forget about that twin screw and get that twin setup. I got something else today for mine. :burnout:

 

[Mach1Marauder]

I would make a comment like.. Atleast I never strike out with your girl.. that is if her tits didn't sag so low she regularly shuts them in the car door.

:lol:

Yeah it was pretty close on 10 lbs.. but he was making about 560 rwhp with the extra cold air boost.

I was thinking as you guys left...............Mmmmmmm, the turbos LUVS this cold weather.:lol:

 

[WOMACK03]

Even on 10 lbs he reeled me in and past me.

Do you mean past, like things that happened long ago(Bill's birth.)
Or.
Do you mean passed, like Bill's mouth and throat being passed around and ****ed at a bachlor party:xpl:

 

[Mach1Marauder]

Hey cumguzzler WOMACK03!
WTF is your problem?

 

[NaSSty Nate]

No shame in getting beat by those cars...I remember getting drug by Kelly and a Ford GT on bottle one night...it was downright dirty.

 

[WOMACK03]

Hey cumguzzler WOMACK03!
WTF is your problem?

You have been polluting this forum as of late, and I have grown tired of your boney fingers typing useless **** spew in good threads that have no need for your response.

"cumguzzler"
Is that the best you can do?
(somebody help this senior citizen, oh wait, can't teach an old dog new tricks.)

Your old crypt keeper ass is my problem.
You don't want to start anything with me Father Time, because I will own your ass on this board and in person.

Save yourself some time, and leave Jeremy, Dan, Steve, and me out of your mouth, mind, and internet bullshit.

Do you know what Bill means in latin?
That is the gulping sound made after I shove my dick down your throat and blow a giant load.

this is an opening volley in a war you want no part of.
I know that retirement has its benifits, like all of the depends you can wear, and all the torpedo boobs you can stomach.

I would hit you, but your old graham cracker bones would crumble, so just go away now.

 

[RedfireSVT]

You have been poluting this forum as of late, and I have grown tired of your boney fingers typing useless **** spew in good threads that have no need for your response.

"cumguzzler"
Is that the best you can do?
(somebody help this senior citizen, oh wait, can;t teach an old dog new tricks.)

Your old crypt keeper ass is my problem.
You don't want to start anything with me Father Time, because I will own your ass on this board and in person.

Save yourself some time, and leave Jeremy, Dan, Steve, and me out of your mouth,mind, and internet bullshit.

Do you know what Bill means in latin?
That is the gulping sound made after I shove my dick down your throat and blow a giant load.

this is an opening volley in a war you want no part of.
I know that retirement has its benifits, like all of the depends you can wear, and all the torpedo boobs you can stomach.

I would hit you, but your old grahm cracker bones would crumble, so just go away now.

Dayyyyuuuummm. I guessin you don't like that guy.

 

[WOMACK03]

Dayyyyuuuummm. I guessin you don't like that guy.

I don't know him, truth be told, but this is a rare chance to try out all of my elderly material. Most people on here are young to middle aged.

He logged on to SVTP under my friends name, posted some shit, and that pissed me off. I will back my brothers at all costs.

I'm sure he is a hoot at the retirement home, but he comes off a little cheesy to the younger crowd.

He seems to be a man well beyond his prime who is searching for some way to seem relevant in the fast paced world of today.:bash:

Tune in later when I dip my balls in ink and stamp his forehead and cheeks. I will make sure to work out a few days and not shower my yam bag, so it smells like a freshly opened bag of Funyuns, or a Whopper with extra onions....

 

[Mach1Marauder]

You have been poluting this forum as of late, and I have grown tired of your boney fingers typing useless **** spew in good threads that have no need for your response.

"cumguzzler"
Is that the best you can do?
(somebody help this senior citizen, oh wait, can;t teach an old dog new tricks.)

Your old crypt keeper ass is my problem.
You don't want to start anything with me Father Time, because I will own your ass on this board and in person.

Save yourself some time, and leave Jeremy, Dan, Steve, and me out of your mouth,mind, and internet bullshit.

Do you know what Bill means in latin?
That is the gulping sound made after I shove my dick down your throat and blow a giant load.

this is an opening volley in a war you want no part of.
I know that retirement has its benifits, like all of the depends you can wear, and all the torpedo boobs you can stomach.

I would hit you, but your old grahm cracker bones would crumble, so just go away now.

Don't threaten me asshole. I WILL put you in the ground.
No internet bull here. Do you fully understand me?

 

[WOMACK03]

Don't threaten me asshole. I WILL put you in the ground.
No internet bull here. Do you fully understand me?

Oh, no! I better not mess with this guy, he sounds like he means business!

**** you, you silly technology hindered, non-english comprehending C.U.N.T.

If you had a grasp of the english language, beyond a 3rd grade level, you would understand that no physical threats were made to you. I typed "I would hit you, but your old graham cracker bones would crumble, so just go away now." The use of the word "but" gives infrence into the fact that hitting you would be a waste of my time, therefore nullifying the afore mentioned "threat". Good job perv.

Yuck......EEEEWWWWWEEEEEEE....SICK.......Everyone look!
There is a creepy old man trying to throw his weight around on the internet.
I know your type. The old man struggling to find his place in a society that has left him behind. Hanging out in front of public men's restrooms, cat calling as the young lads walk by. Saying things like,"That's a nice one you have there", and, "Former Gov. Mcgreevey and I have a lot of things in common". Calling young men cumguzzlers, while you fondle your flap of skin that used to be your penis. You really are a creepy ****.

I'm sure you would like to get your hands on a strapping young buck, such as myself. Finally get a chance to perform all of those sick acts you have been rehearsing in you sick mind. Get me all lathered up with oils and creams, and have your way with me.

Go ahead and purchase me the plot at the cemetery next to yours, so that way, if you do put me in the ground I won't be lonely, because you will die soon (natural causes). I'm sure that if you did "put me in the ground, it would be like your regular night out, sticking young boys in brown holes."

Bill, willie, william, billy bob, will.......I gave you a chance to pass peacefully into that quiet internet silently, and you chose to show All of my friends who inhabit this site and forum how scared of me, and how big of an asshole, pussy ect. you are.

Good luck explaining to the kids that sit in your lap that there is just a pen in your pocket, instead of the little tent you are pitching.

Do yourself a favor and stroll along to your next truck stop, and this will all go away.:rockon:

 

[Mach1Marauder]

Talk big little boy......talk big.

 

[WOMACK03]

Talk big little boy......talk big.

In your own words, you have proven my point.

"little boy", you really are sick.(see previous post)

"Talk big".
I'm sorry if you have trouble understanding the ""big" words I used. By your "Retarded Olympic" responses to your public rape(your welcome), I shouldn't expect you to comprehend. Should I go back and edit my posts to the smallest font? Then you could say "talk small".

You resorted to internet violence when you knew that you were intellectually bested. Classic response to such ownage.

Don't be trying to butter Jeremy up, when you see later today. You talk shit to him on the internet, then try to blow him in person. Shame on you.
Jeremy is the General of our Army, Steve and I are just his Captains that do his heavy lifting.(that's for you Foof.)

Cheesy ass one line responses.......funny shit.........weak sauce!

 

[Mach1Marauder]

Ok little boy.
Why don't you threaten me some more, instead of trying to live out your gay fantasies?

 

[Shangsta]

lolz at this thread

 

[SVT Lurch]

FTW!

 

[WOMACK03]

Ok little boy.
Why don't you threaten me some more, instead of trying to live out your gay fantasies?

Because:
I don't beat up homosexuals. That would be considered a hate crime, and carries a "stiff" penalty.
(the joke in this sentence is the viagra induced erection you get from thinking about physical contact with me)

I don't beat up SENIOR CITIZENS. Crimes against the elderly are also "frowned" upon.
(the joke in this sentence is the fact that your saggy skin always has the appearence of frowning)

owned again.....I am on fire today.......

Jack and Bill went up the hill. (In my best Dice impression.)