First Official Special Olympics..

[foofinator]

SATURDAY at REDLINE RACEWAY!

7 PM..

Plans are as follows, 2 runs for qualifying.. then a one loss elimination heads up setup!

Prizes include bragging rights.. because even if you win.. you're still slow as ****!

Just playing, but hoping for a good turnout.. please RSVP so we know how many to expect!

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So far we have..

MXCX - 92 Accord
SVTLurch - 97 Cobra
Foofinator - 98 GT
Gerber - Womack Wheels (secret code)
JC - New GT
Sheldon - Sexscalade
Donnie - Slow
House - 5.0

 

[MxCx]

What better car for this than mine? Really. What better car?

 

[DHG BULLITT]

I'll be there in the Cobra. Need tires, rear end, and a power adder for the fox before I take it down the track.

 

[DHG BULLITT]

I'll be there in the Cobra. Need tires, rear end, and a power adder for the fox before I take it down the track.

 

[DHG BULLITT]

Just for good measure.

 

[SVT Lurch]

You would do it on Saturday wouldn't you. I'm doubtful.

 

[foofinator]

Why Lurch? Saturday is Fun N Grudge!

 

[foofinator]

And sheldon, you raging pussy, that makes your fox perfect for this event.

 

[SVT Lurch]

Why Lurch? Saturday is Fun N Grudge!

I've got a buddy coming in town before our trip and he wants to do a BBQ that night. I'm going to try and convince him to do it Sunday though.

 

[DHG BULLITT]

And sheldon, you raging pussy, that makes your fox perfect for this event.

The gears grind you numb nuts. I'm not fixing to side step it and leave the back end sitting at the starting line.

 

[DHG BULLITT]

I've got a buddy coming in town before our trip and he wants to do a BBQ that night. I'm going to try and convince him to do it Sunday though.

A bbq? Tell him to shut his homo mouth and cook you a bbq sammich so you can race on a full stomach.

 

[SVT Lurch]

I'm going to try and convince him to do it Sunday though.

Done, I'm in.

 

[SVT Lurch]

The gears grind you numb nuts.

You're going to want to make sure the clutch is all the way down before you shift gears.

A bbq? Tell him to shut his homo mouth and cook you a bbq sammich so you can race on a full stomach.

Yeah, lemme get right on that.

 

[foofinator]

Sheldon.. I'm not worried about you sidestepping anything. The only direction you peddle is BACKWARDS.

No wonder your times are so slow, sidestepping the clutch on STREET TIRES? Powershifting your way to 11's no less..

Bring it out man, ease it off the line, at stock power levels you wont break anything.

 

[SVT Lurch]

Bring it out man, ease it off the line, at stock power levels and with your driving skill (or lack thereof) you wont break anything.

:thumbsup:

PS I see no rule about tires, does this mean slicks are allowed now?

 

[WOMACK03]

I am going to rent a gorilla or bunny costume for this event, or maybe one of those Steven Hawking wheelchairs with the computer voice machine.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5lUKWccXzc

 

[xtremejc]

I should be in for this action but I will confirm later in the week...

 

[Trick Pony]

Well damn, I'll be fishing that day. I know my '94 has a solid low-13 in it though!

 

[foofinator]

Guys who cant make it -- We will do this again too.

 

[DHG BULLITT]

Change of plans, will be out in the Escalade, I bet i can take Trey.