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  1. MDShelby

    MDShelby Well-Known Member Premium Member Established Member

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    I hope everyone has a great weekend!

    I love approaching 80, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things.

    A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I got up and searched with him.

    Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.


    And not necessarily a joke, but a reflection on humor:


    If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.

    That’s why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.
     
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  2. CobraBob

    CobraBob Authorized Vendor Premium Member Established Member Single Barrel Sirs

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    #2 was funny. Guaranteed there are elderly homeowners out there who have hidden money and valuables in very places in their homes and around their property. Only to forget where most of those hiding places are. :eek: :p :p
     
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  3. ShelbyGT5HUN

    ShelbyGT5HUN Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Liked them all but 2 was hilarious !
     
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  4. 03cobra#694

    03cobra#694 I Have LL’s Hammer Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Yep, 2 was great.
     
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