Friday Jokes

[MDShelby]

Finally Friday! I hope everyone has a great weekend.

Woman: No one will ever know I bought this dress at Ross for 7 dollars!
Stranger: “I love your dress!”
Woman: “Girrlll, I got it at Ross for 7 dollars!!”

If you get lost in the woods, find a possum and follow it. You’ll be in the middle of the road in no time.
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[03cobra#694]

Both spot on. You're working a Friday?

 

[ShelbyGT5HUN]

Rare Friday jokes! 2nd one is hilariously true!

 

[CobraBob]

Great duo there! LOL!

 

[MDShelby]

Both spot on. You're working a Friday?

Rare Friday jokes! 2nd one is hilariously true!

Yes. I worked on a Friday. But not the next two Fridays....
But I'll be home recuperating from hip surgery, so the jokes should continue.

I mean what the hell else am I going to do.