Got bored with "Larry's" Red 2001 so ....

[Noisycow]

it has led a far too boring life up to now.

Made a few sweet modifications to her ....

How do you guys like the wing? Raised her back to stock. Put a bra on her. A few stickers. The chrome wheel accents really set her off! I am pretty sure I have the nicest L on SVTP now.

 

[PitchBlackL]

you are joking me right??

 

[svtjackal]

yeah I love it you got my vote for best lightning on the whole universe. JK.

:nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :cryying: :cryying: :cryying: :burn: :burn: :burn:

BTW do I see calving pissing on something on the slider window, please tell me it's a dodge emblem, at least give us that.

 

[Noisycow]

There is no wing on yours. Larry told me an L is not an L without a wing. All the cool trucks have wings now.

You have a very nice truck sir, but ... no wing ... no glory.

Your truck would look much better with the chrome fender well trim also. I can get them for you for $30 a corner + shipping if you like.

Otherwise, you have a nice truck.

 

[Nvr_Spds]

Larrys coming to get you as we speak.. You be in some trouble now.

BTW, i LOVE the foglight mod. Is that for weight savings?

 

[Five4Rider]

LOL, thats great. Where did you run across that damn thing at??

 

[Noisycow]

I have thought about pulling off my trailer hitch, then I'd definitely have the nicest L on SVTP.

I apologize that it is dirty. If I had washed it, you'd really bow down and worship my L as king truck of SVTP. Maybe over at NLOC also.

I have some pending ideas with NEON also. If anyone has any ideas where/how to mount NEON let me know. Larry is going to be very impressed I just know it! He'll probably copy my ideas but that is OK I guess.

 

[supeg]

Jesus, that is the uglyest POS of a Lightning I have ever seen.

First time I saw someone rice out a lightning.

Your joking though right? You just saw it somewhere and took pics right?

Please dont say its yours...

 

[NewKid]

OH MY GOD!!! What the hell is that?!?!

 

[supeg]

Thats a 99/00 btw.

 

[Noisycow]

It is Lightning Larry's ride that he sold me in July 2004.

The SRT10 owners give me thumbs up on the wing.

Sup - I hope you are kidding. Your truck is very nice. I am sure you think the same about mine. Get rid of that deck lid on your truck though - bleech!! - unless you can somehow put a wing on it. No - not one of those dinky 'built into the decklid' wings either - if a wing is not a least 6" tall there is now performance benefit. My L would definitely be more stable than yours at 100mph or faster. Handles like a slotcar now.

 

[Noisycow]

I changed the tail lights. I hate those Al Jazeera lights.

 

[Noisycow]

Damn - where's Larry?? I didn't spend over $1600 on these cool mods for non-L lovers out there on the street. I want Larry to see this. He is going to be so envious. His 2004 is ok, but no wing.

 

[Five4Rider]

Relax guys, he's seriously joking. Here is a pic of his L' from his homepage:

 

[supeg]

Oh i was kidding, i think im going to remove the lid, and put on a green 4 foot spoiler on it.

i think if you put this tint on the window

http://www.nloc.net/forum/showthread.php?t=120663s it would really set it off.

Dont forget to add those nice black plastic wind stoppers above the windows!!

 

[supeg]

Relax guys, he's seriously joking. Here is the pic of his L:

:rockon:

Nice and clean

Love the gas cap cover.

So now that the cats out of the bag, where in the hell did you find this monstrosity?

 

[Noisycow]

"BTW do I see calving pissing on something on the slider window, please tell me it's a dodge emblem, at least give us that."

No - it used to say Dodge under the pee but I scraped it off. Too many people are jealous of my truck and may attempt to key it or something. I don't want angry Dodge owners messing with my red beautiful truck.

More advice -- stop with the mods that people can't see - the built motors and KBs and Whipples - and put your money into cool appearance mods. I have the ladies lining up now - not just the skants either.

 

[Noisycow]

Dammit Narc!! LOL

Ok ... here's the deal ... (that's my work van in the background). I pulled up and saw that and just about sh## my pants! Just happened to have a camera with me, and I never do.

Taking pictures right in front of a Mexican (surprise!) lol restaurant - I had to act like I was really into the truck and not laugh because the owner(s) were just 10' away. Mary statue and the Crucifix + beads galore on the dash too - I did not want to get that close to it and have them freak out.

It is a real L, not a rebadge, from what I could tell - large brakes, etc.

Why someone would take a $15k(?) truck and turn it into a $5k truck, I dunno. Somehow, I have always admired people who don't give a damn what people think and do whatever they want with their cars or trucks. This guy obviously does not care.

 

[FordFanStan]

That sh!t needs to be taken back south of the f*ckin border....

 

[The Swede]

Holy crap, that thing was ugly !