I’m in the far left lane doing 75 with the flow of traffic when this piece of shit bottom of the line 90’s Hyundai with the rear covered in sticker’s cuts in front of me. He had so many stickers on the back of his car I wasn’t sure if he even knew he cut me off. Ok, mind you traffic is sparse, also keep in mind he cut me off, he goes from 75 to 40. WTF? So after the traffic to my right passes this jackass I signal, move into the right and get on the gas to pass him, only for some reason he floors it too, trying to block my pass, WTF did I do to this guy? Anyway I can’t pass him, but he’s coming up to traffic, so I get into the break down lane which is 100% legal between 6am-10am and end up not only passing him, but several other cars, then I return to the left lane and continue my commute. Five minutes go by and I notice he’s on my butt tail gating and high beaming me, WTF? I’m trying not to go into road rage mode, so I do nothing. Anyway he busts into the right lane to pass me, I look over and this guy has to be 70, he’s in a wife beater and he’s got one of those chattering jaws. He does not acknowledge my existence or the gratuitous usage of my middle finger. For a second I entertain the fact he might not be road raging me, but then he comes within maybe 2 inches of taking my front bumper off as he’s cutting in front of me. If that wasn’t enough he’s now jacking the brakes. Cunningly I had already checked my mirrors for traffic, as he started to brake I quickly moved into the right lane and went around him, then safely signaled and got back in front of him. So now he’s back to high beaming me about 2 feet from my rear bumper, he busts into the right lane again, except this time I leave absolutely no room between myself and the car ahead. He tries for about 2 minutes cutting in front of me, then decides to go up ahead and cut off the car in front of me, then proceeds to jack the brakes AGAIN going from 70 to 40. This causes the car in front of me to get all squirrelly, thankfully I anticipated this old farks antics and am on the brakes in plenty of time, the car ahead of me saves it. So now he’s doing about 30 in the left lane blocking traffic, I see an opening so I get into the right lane and get close enough to read his plate to the police who I’ve got on the phone. As I’m doing that he floors it, gets about 5 cars up ahead of me, I moved into the left lane once again not to give him a hard time but just to stay behind him to keep the police informed, and he slams the brakes again. Ok, this is ridiculous! I just stay behind him, doing 30 while traffic passing on the right is doing something like 75-80. The police dispatch lady got a hold of a speed trap a few exits up and informed him I was behind this possible dunk/maniac. Cop pulls out and pulls this guy over with extreme prejudice, he also singles for me to pull over. So he pulls the old man over, then I pull in front of the both of them. He has a word with the old man, then comes up to me and says, “thank you for the call, you can take off.” I have no idea what happened to the old bastard but I hope they put him in an insane asylum!
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