Joke: Angry Wife

Canoodler

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Angry Wife
A man left work on Friday afternoon, but instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade of his actions.

Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and said to him. "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
 

ZincDude

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Canoodler said:
How's things with your little lady, Greg?
Besides her superglue-ing my hands to my hairy ass.:shrug: Just wonderful. No man she is doing great thanks bro.:beer:
 

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