So a jealous wife began posing hypothetical situations to her husband:
Wife: If I died would you remarry?
Husband: Well, sure I guess..
Wife: Would you let her live here in our house?
Husband: Yeah, I guess so..
Wife: Would she drive my car?
Husband: I suppose she would need a car, so yeah..
Wife: Would you let her use my golf clubs, too??
Husband: No, she's left handed.
Wife: If I died would you remarry?
Husband: Well, sure I guess..
Wife: Would you let her live here in our house?
Husband: Yeah, I guess so..
Wife: Would she drive my car?
Husband: I suppose she would need a car, so yeah..
Wife: Would you let her use my golf clubs, too??
Husband: No, she's left handed.