Jury duty.

[VegasMichael]

It’s slightly different but only some locals could point it out.

I knew a guy that could tell somebody what neighborhood they grew up in based on their Boston accent, and he was right almost all the time.

All I know is that in all the places I've lived and been...khakis are a type of slacks one wears. In Bahstin, khakis = car keys. Seriously, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

 

[03cobra#694]

It’s slightly different but only some locals could point it out.

I knew a guy that could tell somebody what neighborhood they grew up in based on their Boston accent, and he was right almost all the time.

I can just tell they're from Boston, NYC or Minnesota. I knew a guy who could tell the dialects from NY City, Long Island and etc.

 

[13COBRA]

I walked in looking like a gorilla dressed to go to the gym and told the lady in charge of the jury pool in my Brockton accent that I can’t sit for too long I have a condition, so I need to walk the halls.

The jury room is on the 5th floor of the courthouse.
She said no problem just don’t stray too far as we might get called down to the court room.
So after walking the halls for 10 minutes I got bored and started running the stairs.
After 10 minutes or so of doing that she comes looking for me and says where have you been? Why are you all sweaty?
You can’t go before the judge looking like this. What’s wrong with you?

I said Not a dam thing and she told me to leave.

Goodbye. Off to the gym.

Your big ass ain't running stairs.

 

[VegasMichael]

I can just tell they're from Boston, NYC or Minnesota. I knew a guy who could tell the dialects from NY City, Long Island and etc.

In Minnesota(and Canada) the word 'about' is pronounced 'aboot'.

 

[03cobra#694]

In Minnesota(and Canada) the word 'about' is pronounced 'aboot'.

Yeah, pretty distinct.

 

[03Sssnake]

Your big ass ain't running stairs.

Bruno is fit AF, probably hovering around 12% BF..

 

[VegasMichael]

Bruno is fit AF, probably hovering around 12% BF..

That word "fit" has multiple definitions now, doesn't it?

 

[13COBRA]

Bruno is fit AF, probably hovering around 12% BF..

I'm just busting is nuts.

 

[03Sssnake]

That word "fit" has multiple definitions now, doesn't it?

 

[VegasMichael]

The discussion of the word "fit" is thread worthy.

 

[03Sssnake]

The discussion of the word "fit" is thread worthy.

Did you just volunteer to start a thread?

 

[VegasMichael]

Did you just volunteer to start a thread?

I volunteered that a topic might be worth discussion.
#politicianresponse

 

[supercharged91m]

I can just tell they're from Boston, NYC or Minnesota. I knew a guy who could tell the dialects from NY City, Long Island and etc.

My crowd stinks out like a sore thumb anywhere else in the country unfortunately

 

[SolarYellow]

I can just tell they're from Boston, NYC or Minnesota. I knew a guy who could tell the dialects from NY City, Long Island and etc.

The absolute worst accents are either N.Y./N.J. I.R.O.C.'s or Boston people.

 

[gimmie11s]

I walked in looking like a gorilla dressed to go to the gym and told the lady in charge of the jury pool in my Brockton accent that I can’t sit for too long I have a condition, so I need to walk the halls.

The jury room is on the 5th floor of the courthouse.
She said no problem just don’t stray too far as we might get called down to the court room.
So after walking the halls for 10 minutes I got bored and started running the stairs.
After 10 minutes or so of doing that she comes looking for me and says where have you been? Why are you all sweaty?
You can’t go before the judge looking like this. What’s wrong with you?

I said Not a dam thing and she told me to leave.

Goodbye. Off to the gym.

 

[prs97]

The absolute worst accents are either N.Y./N.J. I.R.O.C.'s or Boston people.

Best compliment I ever got was from someone at the ticket counter at DFW when I was trying to fly home.

"You don't sound like you're from Long Island"

 

[BrunotheBoxer]

Best compliment I ever got was from someone at the ticket counter at DFW when I was trying to fly home.

"You don't sound like you're from Long Island"

The worst compliment I can receive is when someone from down here or the Midwest asks me if I’m from New York City. Srs.

 

[DaleM]

The worst compliment I can receive is when someone from down here or the Midwest asks me if I’m from New York City. Srs.

Are you from Jersey?

 

[DriftwoodSVT]

Wear your MAGA hat and a shirt with a Gadsden flag on it. You will be home before lunch.

It's a shame the Gadsden flag got a bad rep for no reason. I've been asked 2x if I support the right wing simply because of my plates.

 

[Call me Chief]

It's a shame the Gadsden flag got a bad rep for no reason. I've been asked 2x if I support the right wing simply because of my plates.

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I made the mistake of wearing a lanyard with the Navy Jack on it to a job interview where someone on the interview panel misinterpreted that as the Gadsden flag and me being a hard right troublemaker. Did not get the job.

For clarification I am hard right, I am not a troublemaker.