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MDShelby

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Surprise day off Friday, hope everyone had a good weekend and a belated Happy Father's Day to whomever that applies.


STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

Q1.. In which battle did Napoleon die?
*His last battle.

Q2.. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
*At the bottom

‎Q4.. What is the main reason for divorce?
*Marriage

Q5.. What is the main reason for failure?
*Exams

Q6.. What can you never eat for breakfast?
*Lunch & dinner

Q7.. What looks like half an apple?
*The other half

Q8.. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
*Wet

Q9.. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
*No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
*You will never find an elephant that has one hand.

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
*Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
*No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
 

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I saw a few gems when I taught for a little so I always enjoy these sort of things

One of my favorites was on an exam for some sort of finance/econ class:

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Okay I won't yell at you for taking Friday off, because this post more than makes up for Friday!

Number four is totally spot-on LOL
 

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Okay I won't yell at you for taking Friday off, because this post more than makes up for Friday!

Number four is totally spot-on LOL
Well, technically I didn't take off, I was given off. Found out after I had gone home (I get in early and leave early, so a lot happens after I leave).
 

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