NWS Pics that make you :lol: every time you see them NWS
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Lol at the comments
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BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk)
made SOMETHING happen...
By null - May 16, 2013
so i'm flexing my muscles and looking in the mirror while my wife crawls around on the ceiling like a god dam spider and suddenly the window makes an odd sound *tink*. i look outside and see something in the grass below. i frowned deeply, kicked the window, shattering it too bits and said "go.". in a flash my wife was out and over the balcony onto the grass. she threw a grappling hook back up and was in the living room in a flash and held the object out for me too see.
"what the f*** is this?" i asked? she shook her head. she wasn't sure. my wife wasn't sure. i urinated in my pants and it was INVOLUNTARY! she made a disgusted face and faded into the shadows. that had never happened before.
i stuck the sharp object into a small table and lit candles in front of it after taking off my pee pants. i burned incense and performed funeral rights for the pants and burned a small paper horse for the pants too ride in the after life. then i did the dance of a thousand nightmares for the object and went to sleep.
in the morning i felt FABULOUS! nothing about me had changed physically but i was GAY. all i wanted was to find a man and get married. i told my wife this over breakfast and her face darkened. she gestured too the object. the candles had fallen and burned away most of the living room wall, exposing the house to the elements and there, in a pool of rain water on our rug, sat the object. in all it's glory, untamed, i finally saw it for what it was: a LADY PEN!
how had i not known before? i did the dance of a thousand nightmares for a LADY pen? wow. i guess that's what you get for not understanding metaphysics and still trying too walk the walk like you know everything.
nothing wrong with being gay, i'm all for equal rights and gay marriage.
however i was a blissfully married man when this pen popped up into my life and my wife and i enjoyed a great deal of love'n, so for us it's sad that we can no longer be together.
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004F9QBE6/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1368927314&sr=8-1-fkmr1&pi=SL75
BIC Cristal For Her Ball Pen, 1.0mm, Black, 16ct (MSLP16-Blk)
made SOMETHING happen...
By null - May 16, 2013
so i'm flexing my muscles and looking in the mirror while my wife crawls around on the ceiling like a god dam spider and suddenly the window makes an odd sound *tink*. i look outside and see something in the grass below. i frowned deeply, kicked the window, shattering it too bits and said "go.". in a flash my wife was out and over the balcony onto the grass. she threw a grappling hook back up and was in the living room in a flash and held the object out for me too see.
"what the f*** is this?" i asked? she shook her head. she wasn't sure. my wife wasn't sure. i urinated in my pants and it was INVOLUNTARY! she made a disgusted face and faded into the shadows. that had never happened before.
i stuck the sharp object into a small table and lit candles in front of it after taking off my pee pants. i burned incense and performed funeral rights for the pants and burned a small paper horse for the pants too ride in the after life. then i did the dance of a thousand nightmares for the object and went to sleep.
in the morning i felt FABULOUS! nothing about me had changed physically but i was GAY. all i wanted was to find a man and get married. i told my wife this over breakfast and her face darkened. she gestured too the object. the candles had fallen and burned away most of the living room wall, exposing the house to the elements and there, in a pool of rain water on our rug, sat the object. in all it's glory, untamed, i finally saw it for what it was: a LADY PEN!
how had i not known before? i did the dance of a thousand nightmares for a LADY pen? wow. i guess that's what you get for not understanding metaphysics and still trying too walk the walk like you know everything.
nothing wrong with being gay, i'm all for equal rights and gay marriage.
however i was a blissfully married man when this pen popped up into my life and my wife and i enjoyed a great deal of love'n, so for us it's sad that we can no longer be together.
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OMG, it is hilarious
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Wow, that guy gets my vote for the calmest driver on a collision course with FAIL. :dw: :lol1:
Wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol who is this fool? Saw it on the news but missed the name.
DAMN... he drills that one girl right in the head with his boot! Bet she got to go back stage, lol.
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