When I was in High School we had a strange substitute teacher in my 1st period class.
I walked into class to find the teacher wearing a tea cup and saucer tied to the top of her head. I'M NOT JOKING
She went on to tell us the tea cup was to redirect the rays from the aliens. She also told us that sex is great and not to use condums!
She was escorted from the school after class. The principal found her car in the grass, not in the parking lot. She had her car TIED TO MULTIPLE TREES so the aliens wouldn't beam her car up.