wtf with the yellow fruit??
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I'll call that gay, not funny.
ever seen the, reposted, image of the chinese label for bananas and they call them yellow fruit?.. found it fitting to call them yellow fruit since that was the asian translation..
Its a commercial:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpqxSBclqWs"]YouTube- Japanese Banana Commercial[/ame]
I found this picture on my friend's facebook so I had to put a caption on it.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA8NykTp0fk"]YouTube- shampoo funny video[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttrE8ggnFtE"]YouTube- FUNNY Japanese Game Show - Marshmallow[/ame]
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:lol1:
Happy New Year :beer:
Take your mind out of the gutter man, we're speaking about boobs. Just say NO to the ****!:idea:
I swear, for a second there I thought that was Wireeater...such a close resemblance to his avatar.
You'd only wish there were more people on this board of your kind.
Eager to find another member of your size so you can't start your "Little people, Big horsepower" club?
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You'd only wish there were more people on this board of your kind.
Eager to find another member of your size so you can't start your "Little people, Big horsepower" club?
:shrug:And out of left field...:smmon:
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TWO
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FOUR
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FIVE
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ONE
I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning."
He said, "No, just taking a shit."
TWO
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me.
THREE
My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She looked at me and yelled, "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."
FOUR
I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating.
I asked why and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
FIVE
I was walking down the road and saw my Afghanistan neighbor Abdul standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's wrong, Abdul? Won't it start?"
OMG I love those tits. Does anyone know if she ever had newds on the internets?
Don't put it past anyone. There's a black F-350 rolling around where I'm from that has cobra emblems on it :dw:
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