This dude is cooking pork chops next to the hot tub in his car!!!
Those flowers are pretty common, their scientific name is "Barleycoveredhugetittygonnabanginthecoatclosetatthereceptionanthemum"
I wanted to write a book about military pilots’ call signs. There are some great stories.We had a ****ing pilot who's call sign was Haji. They give zero ****s about pc.
We had a female helo pilot. Her real last name was tarbox. Call sign "sticky"
Shit, get in line after that ceremonial wine starts to flow. Something about going to a wedding being single that is fun. Most of the work is already done for you. Fish in a ****ing barrel.Those flowers are pretty common, their scientific name is "Barleycoveredhugetittygonnabanginthecoatclosetatthereceptionanthemum"
They thrive if you soak them in red wine, but if you really want them to grow wild add a little Cuervo.
For real. It's something to do with the whole "I wish I was getting married" thing. I've known about single brides maids since I was in my early 20's. BUT, somewhat later in life I also found that the married ones at the party are just like the single ones once their husbands are getting sloppy drunk. .....or so I'm toldShit, get in line after that ceremonial wine starts to flow. Something about going to a wedding being single that is fun. Most of the work is already done for you. Fish in a ****ing barrel.