Yea, I’m going to need a shareable link to this please.
No more than 10 minutes ago my wife told me I’d be single because my farts (that I warned her about) almost made her dry heave. She was on the shitter, and apparently I didn’t leave the bathroom quickly enough for her liking.
Also, if you fart in a cup and put your hand over the top, you can transport a hot concentrated version to another place. Bonus points for drinking out od it immediately afterwards.