"12 Days Of Crankoid Christmas"
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me,
cash to go racing for free.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Nine vintage race cars,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Ten Crankoids a-towing,
Nine vintage race cars,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eleven of JM’s personalities,
Ten Crankoids a-towing,
Nine vintage race cars,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve Days at Casa Cranky,
Eleven of JM’s personalities,
Ten Crankoids a-towing,
Nine vintage race cars,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!
HOPING 2006 IS A GREAT YEAR FOR ALL!
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me,
cash to go racing for free.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Nine vintage race cars,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Ten Crankoids a-towing,
Nine vintage race cars,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eleven of JM’s personalities,
Ten Crankoids a-towing,
Nine vintage race cars,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve Days at Casa Cranky,
Eleven of JM’s personalities,
Ten Crankoids a-towing,
Nine vintage race cars,
Eight Spark Plugs a-sparking,
Seven new Snap On Tools,
Six green flag race laps,
Five Crankoid friends!
Four Good Year racing tires,
Three cans of race fuel,
Two manly balls,
And cash to go racing for free.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!
HOPING 2006 IS A GREAT YEAR FOR ALL!
epper: :banana: 
