Poor Old Bob

[OZ Dude]

Bob recently turned 90.

He's played golf every day since he retired at age 65 and has always loved the game.

Then one day he came home looking very dejected and said to his wife "I'm giving that stupid game away".

"What's wrong Bob?" asked Ethel his wife, "you love golf"...

"Yeah I know" replied Bob "but me eyesight has got that bad I can't see the bloody ball when I hit it anymore".

Ethel turned to him and said "Why don't you take my brother with you - he has excellent eyesight"!

Bob looked at her and said "Are you daft woman? Your brother is 104!!"

"I know" she said, "but his eyesight is spot on and you play with a cart anyway. Why don't you give it a go?"

Bob reluctantly agrees and, the next day he's out on the first tee with Ethel's brother.

Bob settles himself, clears his mind, and swings so hard he nearly takes the cover clean off the ball...

"Did you see where it went?" Bob asks.

"Of course I saw where it went" replied Ethel's brother. "I have excellent eyesight you know".

"Great!" says Bob. Let's go get it!

"Ethel's brother looks at Bob for a few seconds and says..... "Let's go get what??"


Oz :lol1:

 

[twista]

explain it to me =[

 

[BDF8]

alshiemers?

 

[AntiHeightPunk]

i dont get it? is the joke supposed to be he has excellent eyesgiht but a bad memory???
if so i give it an F for FAILZ

 

[Lightningfr]

stupid

 

[canibus]

it was set up so nicely, i was ready for the punchline and suddenly i heard crickets

 

[svtfocus2cobra]

Must be an Aussie thing.:shrug:

 

[mjzilinski]

I thought it was funny

 

[mjzilinski]

Two older guys, one 70 and one 77, were sitting on their usual park bench
one morning. The 77 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't
even short of breath.
The 70 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he
did to have so much energy.
The 77 year old said 'Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies.'
So, on the way home, the 70 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
He said, 'Do you have any rye bread?' She said, 'Yes, there's a whole
shelf of it. Would you like some?'
He said, 'I want 5 loaves.'
She said, 'My goodness, 5 loaves, by the time you get to the 5th loaf,
it'll be hard'
He replied, 'I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this
but me.'

 

[Riddla]

First joke......FAILED

 

[canibus]

second joke was much better, thanks for the laugh

 

[Svt-Sonic]

I liked both of them.