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  1. LS Boss

    LS Boss New Member Established Member

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    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"
     
  2. MG0h3

    MG0h3 Well-Known Member Established Member

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    hahahhahahah LMAO!!
     
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    scott_0 Well-Known Member Established Member

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    lmmfao
     
  4. oldmodman

    oldmodman Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Maybe she won't get the last laugh.

    The convict tell the husband about the 30 million in cash he hid from the robbery and they decide to run off together. Leaving her tied to the bed.

    Hey! Were talking REAL MONEY here.
     
  5. ssssnake

    ssssnake LL's MEAN Landlady Established Member

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    Hey! The battle could still be won. Did he find any guns?
     
  6. 03cobra#694

    03cobra#694 I Have LL’s Hammer Staff Member Super Moderator

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    This is just a dig at me.
     
  7. Sn95Snake

    Sn95Snake Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Haha
     
  8. dtd01svt

    dtd01svt Active Member Established Member

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    classic! great one
     
  9. Tx5811

    Tx5811 Veni, vidi, vici Established Member

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    Lmao
     
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    Tx5811 Veni, vidi, vici Established Member

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    Might be because u accused the poor chap of trying to take over Mary's domain. Gotta admit though his jokes are funny
     
  11. 03cobra#694

    03cobra#694 I Have LL’s Hammer Staff Member Super Moderator

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    In a joking way, hence the lol in my post.
     
  12. MG0h3

    MG0h3 Well-Known Member Established Member

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    Shell still get half somehow............
     

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