So I went to my first strip club last night

[Team Dave]

I vowed never to go to one a while back.. I just never really saw the point of having to pay to see a girl nude, and getting blue-balled at that. But last night was my good friend's 22nd b-day, so I decided why not. We went out to Show Girls, and it was... a different experience to say the least. I really didn't know what to expect. It was a full nude place (so no alcohol! ), so I was in over my head the instant I walked in the door. LOL

So were in there, and for about the first hour, I would just laugh. It was just so foreign to me.. I've been with my fair share of girls (much more so than some of my friends), but I just couldn't get into this at all. A lot of the girls were gorgeous, but I couldn't sit there and gawk at them.. Not that I have too much respect for girls to see them like this, I just felt weird staring at a naked chick , knowing all the guys around me were too. It just felt creepy. I remember seeing a girl towards the end of the night, and she was focking HOT, but I wasn't really interested in watching anymore. It just seems pointless if I'm not going to be railing her afterword, you know? Hah

But it was a fun night, and definitely a new experience. I refused to get any lapdances from any of the strippers (I'm cool off paying to be blue-balled). I had about 6 or so come up to me throughout the night, and I politely declined. The last chick to ask me was *really* persistant, and just happened to be the worst looking one. She kept asking me if I was upset or something. I told her I had a GF (lie) and she finally left. Thank god.

I did get a few freebie lapdances from a chick who was there with us. :rockon: Not to mention a bit later in the night they had two chicks on stage doing a lesbian act, and they ended up pulling my friend onto stage (the girl who gave me the lapdances), and they got her to take her top off and they were doing all sorts of neat stuff to each other, LOL.

But in all honesty, I'm cool from going again. Now that I've done it once, I'm good forever. Haha

 

[04cobra13]

yah they get old quick...but you can bang some of them....if thats what your into,but fock paying for blue balls!

 

[Team Dave]

yah they get old quick...but you can bang some of them....if thats what your into,but fock paying for blue balls!

Yeah? I wouldn't even know how to do that really. I have plenty of game, but this wasn't a field I was used to playing on so to speak. Didn't know if I could bang em in the back, or if they'd abide by the rules and not do anything there. Wasn't worth my time to figure it out.

 

[Thump_rrr]

No Alcohol because of full nudity:shrug:
Man you Americans have some weird laws.
You can walk in off the street in Pa. and buy a gun but you can't drink a beer and look at some poon poon?

 

[EnglishAdam]

No Alcohol because of full nudity:shrug:
Man you Americans have some weird laws.
You can walk in off the street in Pa. and buy a gun but you can't drink a beer and look at some poon poon?

+1

I've been to full nudie places in Tx and you have to bring your own beer.
Frankly, that's a better deal when you can pay Wally prices for the beer instead of $4 for a longneck while checking out the beardless clams :beer:

 

[Thump_rrr]

+1

I've been to full nudie places in Tx and you have to bring your own beer.
Frankly, that's a better deal when you can pay Wally prices for the beer instead of $4 for a longneck while checking out the beardless clams :beer:

Mmmmmmmmm I love beardless clams.

 

[BLOWN PONY]

Yep, I refuse to go to them unless its for an occasion.

I have only been to 2 and disappointed by both.
The first one had strippers ugly enough to make baby Jesus cry, and the second one was just packed!

To hell with paying to look but not touch! I can get all I need in my bedroom for free!!!

 

[DanTheMan18]

I thought I was the only guy who didn't really care for strip clubs.

I just don't see the point in paying to look at something, or let her dance on me, when I could more than that (and be completely satisfied) for free.

 

[thomas91169]

i think its our generation.

think about it, our fathers and fathers before them didnt have the internet. they couldnt just get gigs of porn at their fingertips within seconds like we can, so they had to create institutions where they could see nude wemonz walking all about. we walk into a strip club and its like "wtf i just paid 5-10$ for something i can see online for free, in far better quality and far better quantities!"

 

[LTHL VNM]

my friends took me to Seamless in vegas for my 21st........i had much more fun with "real" girls at the clubs/bars

 

[Nickyoobatz]

I went to my first one about 2 months ago. It's really not something I would do all the time, its way too expensive. It was $15 to get in, $5 for a drink (had to buy one) and $20 for a lapdance.

 

[DirtyD916]

I saw strip club + sacramento and knew it had to be bad lol. Try centerfolds next time. Its much better.

 

[ScareCrow]

and they got her to take her top off and they were doing all sorts of neat stuff to each other, LOL.

lol...I've never heard of women getting nude considered being " neat ".

Are you from the brady bunch by chance ?

 

[Team Dave]

lol...I've never heard of women getting nude considered being " neat ".

Are you from the brady bunch by chance ?

Haha, I like using that word every once in a while.

 

[Mr. Mach-ete]

I remember going to the Crazy Horse Saloon in Myrtle Beach when I was 24, that was 17 years ago. Did I say I remember going to the Crazy horse Saloon...I'll never forget that one. 15 chicks going at it all at the same time, I thought my both my heads were going to explode!:lol1:

 

[j0hn]

Strip clubs are lame. I'm the one who would go there thinking "wow, sucks for anyone trying to get a real relationship with a stripper".

I don't respect women who get naked for money, it's just exploiting yourself for easy money... which means they have less respect for themselves than I do.

Just my 2 cents :shrug:

 

[czwalga00gt]

After going to strip clubs in canada, american ones are the same. That said there is one for $21 all you can drink beer. Now thats a deal naked girls or not.

 

[Bens4vcobra]

i think strip clubs are lame and i feel like an idiot whenever i've been in one. i just never saw what the big deal was

 

[Team Dave]

After going to strip clubs in canada, american ones are the same. That said there is one for $21 all you can drink beer. Now thats a deal naked girls or not.

It was $17 to get in this one with bottomless drinks. Guy said it was $7 to get in and $10 for bottomless drinks. I told him I wouldn't drink anything, and he said it was required to buy it. Of course I got annoyed and said he should just make the admission $17 and say it includes bottomless drinks. Haha, I get annoyed over things like that. And no, I didn't have anything to drink either. Just seemed like the glasses and everything there was dirty IMO.

And I like your sig BTW, LOL.

 

[Vettezuki]

What a lot of guys don't realize is that most strippers have contempt for the guys who come into strip clubs. They take you money for showing a little T&A . .. who's the dumb ass in that equation? Never have, never will . From a different perspective, a genuine old-fasioned Burlesque show might be quite fun. :rockon: