None of them could keep a straight face when Tim was performing.
He would absolutely torture Harvey Corman...it was brutal. TC would never even crack a smile.
None of them could keep a straight face when Tim was performing.
Yer drunk and stoopid. SVTP members don't make shit up about sex. We have done it all.Tim Conway is dead and yer worried about fillin' yer spank bank with SVTP members made up stories of losing their virginity to Mrs. Robinson?
First time i was 20. She was the same age and we were good friends in H.S and after. There was always a strong sexual tension between us since we met but one of us had a significant other or we both did. After H.S we would mess around a little bit but it never went any further.
Anyway she was in a wedding and asked me to go with her. I thought it was kinda weird because she just started seeing this other dude or so i thought. The whole night went well, drank my tits off. Had a blast. My buddy who doesn’t drink drove a few of us home. My car was at her apartment but i was going to take a cab home (its like a 5 min drive)
She wanted to drink and hangout more so I obliged. As soon as i walked in the door it was literally on. She wore a black dress that night and found out she wasn’t wearing any underwear the whole time. I pretty much had to power my way through liquor dick which was fun.
After that we were an item for 7 years. We are still fairly close to this day but it wouldn’t work out long term over fundamental differences.
Looking back on it, i was retarded. So dense. There were about 1000 signs she wanted it but i just didn’t pursue it for one reason or another.
Side note: she is still one of the hottest girls i have ever been with. Blonde dime. 100%
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Fundamental differences keeping you from dating a blonde dime?
She lesbian?
What the hell could keep you from dating a blonde dime? Deets!
I was out with some buddies... still remember first time I laid eyes on her... Grade A meat if ya know what I’m saying, fellas.
We locked eyes, as she was coming towards the table. So damn sexy, juicy! Instant chemistry. It was on!
Once I finally got a taste of what she was working with, I knew I had been seduced.
NY Strip was her name. Medium rare. Never had a better steak.
Please, once you go Porterhouse with an 8 ounce filet you never go back.
Hood of one of my cars wouldn't work... I'd be worried about scratching or denting it.Wouldnt say ive ever been seduced but, my ex-girlfriend was the horniest person alive. She wanted it all day everyday. No where was off limits. we banged everywhere. every room in the house, movie theater, car, hood of the cobra, friends houses, her bosses house, outside. it was wild.
nose had to get repainted anyway so it was all good lol. She wanted to do it IN the car and thats where i drew the line. Not ruining the sweet alcantara!Hood of one of my cars wouldn't work... I'd be worried about scratching or denting it.
Even if she was wearing microfiber lingerie and greased up using meguiars quick detailer it'd be nerve wracking...
That's why you buy a Lightning and get a Bed Rugnose had to get repainted anyway so it was all good lol. She wanted to do it IN the car and thats where i drew the line. Not ruining the sweet alcantara!
she was only 5 feet tall so she would sit on me i guess lol. it would of been uncomfortable but doable.That's why you buy a Lightning and get a Bed Rug
How do you even have room in a mustang? Just taking my coat off is a struggle...
I first met your Mom in a sleazy Resistance bar in occupied France in 1943. I had been shot down behind enemy lines and was making my back to Allied lines and evading German patrols ...