Pros - with the addition of the large gut, the extra padding would far outweigh the weak armour of the storm trooper. Also, a golf ball scooper is the most feared weapon of all time.
Cons - B/c of the gut, I have not seen my penis in 6 years. While he can grab his anytime he wants . . . He's always showing off! SEEEEE! He's doing it right now!
well if you remember, at 44-45s you can hear the dude making a vader impression. I'm assuming it's from an asthma inhaler or something, but it could be a Vader-like. Therefore, if using extremely poor logic, fatty is Vader . . .
I don't know, man. I have to agree with Flat -- both are a force in their own right. You've outlined tremendous points for your avatar but just look at the troooper. Look at his arrogance --
-- That's the look of a man who's seen his share of battles and has been victorious more often than not. He's saying to the world, "Death Star fo' shizzy". I'd be careful w/ a trooper that aggressive.
True, that blank stare may scare the crap out of fatty. I mean, shoot dude, you is one crazy MOFO BRO!
Fatty, however, has a video of his personal performance, one cannot question his loyalty in battle, his angst, his personal sacrafice, his true grit, his love of the game, his physical shape, or his aggressiveness. Look Brah, one moment he's calm and collected, the next he's all woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooahhhhhhhhhhh, ffffffsttttttttt, woooooooooooooooohhhhh.
Yeah, that's what I thought . . . pee peed your pants didn't you. Uh huh.