so i'm over at a friends house changing the belt on my car, he has a couple friends there that i didn't know. i over hear friend 1(mid twenties, little chubby) tell friend 2 that he can't ride crotch rockets anymore bc he had 2 knee replacements. when asked why, said he was in the military and has been blown up 14 times and all the fire fights he'd been in(red flag 1). i looked him over(no scars on either knee, red flag 2). i asked if i heard him correctly, and if he had 14 purple hearts...he said he only has 2.(red flag 3) then asked him "what ****ing unit were you with that let you go out and get blown up 14 times?" his reply "special forces group 5"(red flag 4). after more questioning, he realized i was a Marine and he was getting called out...he apparently forgot to mention a few minor details. he "wasn't SF, just attached to them"...this turd scuff was motor t *** and has been lying his ass to his friends that didn't know any better. i left it at that, but should've went after his purple heart claims. :bs: