tattoo joke

[Blackgeetee]

An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell
>have you been?"
>He replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo."
>"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
>"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
>"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.
>"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?"
>"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Two, once in a
>while, I like to play with my money... Three, I like how money feels in my
>hand... And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
>here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!

 

[Lightning622]

It's Old ,but still a good one.

 

[I-R-BABOON]

haaaaaaaaaaa thats great and new to me:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[i8u]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

 

[SoCalBlk03]

:lol: I once worked with a guy who claimed to have a barbar pole tatoo on wis willie. I took his word for it.....

 

[FordSVTFan]

One of my stranger friends has two eyes tattooed on his glans.

 

[Hunter]

Originally posted by Lightning622
It's Old ,but still a good one.

Yea.!.

 

[99cobrablack]

I know a guy that has a rooster tatooed on his left calf, its sweet cuz he is the only guy i know that his **** hangs below his knees.

 

[sohowcome]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[FEARNO1]

Never heard that one, I like it :lol: :lol:

 

[jd93gt]

my girlfriend didnt like the joke, I thought it was great!

 

[Leadhead]

Back when I joined the navy, there was this guy in my medical screening group that had a tattoo of a mouse on his unit. I had to stand in a cold a** room naked with some other naked dudes while the medical staff checked out the tattoo. after about a half hour of this bs, I asked one of them what was the big deal...He said that they were checking his tattoo for things like track marks.

I doubt a whole lot of people on this board are drug users, but who would think that it would be a good idea to tattoo your unit because it would be a great place to hide track marks!!

 

[LIGHTNING LARRY]

Originally posted by 99cobrablack
I know a guy that has a rooster tatooed on his left calf, its sweet cuz he is the only guy i know that his **** hangs below his knees.

I have that exact tattoo. It's a rooster with a rope around his neck. :beer:

 

[LIGHTNING LARRY]

Good one Joel.:beer: :beer: :beer:

 

[NastyWS6]

:lol:

 

[2F2F]

> One of my stranger friends has two eyes tattooed on his glans.

Ouch...

 

[FordSVTFan]

that is what I said when I was told about it