Teens are Retarded

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I went to Circle K before for some coffee{Sucked BTW} and i come outside and there's a silver SRT-4 parked next to the Cobra. The driver's gone but his buddy is still in the car....

"Hey"
What?
"Is that a GT?"
Yeah... Mystic GT
"This car will smoke it!"
Wanna bet pussy?

Driver comes out and the passenger yells to him..

"Smoke this mustang"

Driver walks up and is like.. No ****ing way while shaking his head. It's a ****ing Cobra. Passenger is like "It's a GT". Driver then comes off with the best line... "Shut the **** up.. He'll smoke me"

I just grin and drink my coffee while they leave. Should have took the S4.. Had to stand there for 5 mins to finish it before i could drive home.
 

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hey hey hey, i am a cobra enthusiast and a 16 year old aswell.. i definitely know what ia cobra is and have one in the garage :)
 

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Funny story. But teens are not retarded. I thought Euphoric One wrote this thread, judging by the title. :)
 

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uhh, technically it should be titled 'teen is retarded' as the one teen knows about cars - the other was a shithead who had seen his friend smoke V6 stangs and civics
 
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This thread rules!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 
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Originally posted by Vancouver83LTD
uhh, technically it should be titled 'teen is retarded' as the one teen knows about cars - the other was a shithead who had seen his friend smoke V6 stangs and civics

He, the current title is correct. :D :burn:
 
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Originally posted by gearshifter47
hey hey hey, i am a cobra enthusiast and a 16 year old aswell.. i definitely know what ia cobra is and have one in the garage :)

Shit, good luck with that thing man. That's a whole lot of car for a 16 yr old.
 

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Originally posted by Euphoric One
He, the current title is correct. :D :burn:

It might have been a year ago, when you were still a teen. But now that you're 20, there's a much less chance of it being true. :)
 

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Yeah not all teens are dumb...I was lucky enough to get a mach 1 and I'm only 16. My brother had a cobra, so I got hooked, and I'm not a bad driver...maybe not the best compared to people who have been driving for years...but I'm not retarded...
 

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Teens aren't retarded, they're ignorant and overconfident. Most are anyway. I was the same way in my car at 16 until I had my @ss handed to me by a modded GTO.
 

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Thanks, i appreciate the deroagatory remarks made towards me, especially since you dont know me, that makes it even more justified.

P.S. Add sarcasm where you feel necessary
 
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Originally posted by WyoTechMSA
Thanks, i appreciate the deroagatory remarks made towards me, especially since you dont know me, that makes it even more justified.

P.S. Add sarcasm where you feel necessary

I would venture to say you probably are stupid because you felt the remarks were directed at you. If I would have read this when I was still a teen, I probably would have agreed for the most part and moved on, knowing full well that I am a borderline genius, let alone retarded, thus I would not have been offended like you were.

But hey, it takes all kinds, eh? :thumbsup:
 
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Originally posted by NYCStangGT
It might have been a year ago, when you were still a teen. But now that you're 20, there's a much less chance of it being true. :)

HA! I resent that bitch! I am nearly 21 now (33 days to go)... :thumbsup: :kaboom:
 

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