john_anch_ak
New Member
The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie. She got upset when I suggested we should hold auditions for her part.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!!!" As I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
Headache Remedy
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."
One More……..
Husband comes home last night and tells his wife “I won the lottery!!!” “What do you have to say?” Wife says “I’m taking 1/2 , divorcing you and I’m out of here!!”
Husband replies…… “OK, Here’s your $6….. NOW beat it bitch”
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!!!" As I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
Headache Remedy
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."
One More……..
Husband comes home last night and tells his wife “I won the lottery!!!” “What do you have to say?” Wife says “I’m taking 1/2 , divorcing you and I’m out of here!!”
Husband replies…… “OK, Here’s your $6….. NOW beat it bitch”