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  1. MDShelby

    MDShelby Well-Known Member Premium Member Established Member

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    You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up.

    We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.


    Tattoos should actually make you more employable because it shows you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin and that’s what every corporate meeting I’ve ever been to has felt like.
     
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  2. 03cobra#694

    03cobra#694 I Have LL’s Hammer Staff Member Super Moderator

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    1 and 2 are true, but I’m not heavy. lol
     
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  3. ShelbyGT5HUN

    ShelbyGT5HUN Well-Known Member Established Member

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    3 for 3 hahaha !
     
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  4. CobraBob

    CobraBob Authorized Vendor Premium Member Established Member Single Barrel Sirs

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    Yep, #1 and #2 are spot on. LOL!
     
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