Thursday joke

[MDShelby]

A man is in bed with his wife – slides his hand slowly across her shoulders… across her waist… under her neck… below her neck… under her back.. and suddenly stops.

Wife: (In a romantic voice) why did you stop??

Man: Got the remote, go back to sleep.

 

[03cobra#694]

Sounds almost exactly like my house, except I get "leave me alone I'm sleeping."

 

[ShelbyGT5HUN]

Haha nice one!!

 

[CobraBob]