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  1. ssssnake

    ssssnake LL's MEAN Landlady Established Member

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    An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the docks for old times sake.
    He hires a prostitute, takes her up to a room and goes at it as best as he can for a guy his age.

    After a couple of minutes he asks, "How am I doing?"

    The prostitute replies, "Well sailor, you're doing about three knots."

    "Three knots?" He asks. "What's that supposed to mean?"

    She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in and you're knot getting your money back."
     
  2. 03cobra#694

    03cobra#694 Want to play a game? Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Damn it, he forgot his blue pill.
     
  3. ssssnake

    ssssnake LL's MEAN Landlady Established Member

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    The wonder drug. :)
     
  4. CobraBob

    CobraBob Authorized Vendor Premium Member Established Member

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    Ha ha!
     
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    MDShelby Well-Known Member Established Member

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    That is knot what I was expecting... Lol!
     
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    Sn95Snake Well-Known Member Established Member

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    LOL
     

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