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  1. MDShelby

    MDShelby Well-Known Member Premium Member Established Member

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    A prestigious cardiologist died, and was given an elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.
    A huge heart… covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.
    Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
    The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

    At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, ‘I’m so sorry…
    I was just thinking of my own funeral…I’m a gynecologist, at the same hospital.’
     
  2. 03cobra#694

    03cobra#694 I Have LL’s Hammer Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Oh boy, perfect.
     
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    ashleyroachclip Well-Known Member Established Member

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    That was good !!!
     
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  4. BOOGIE MAN

    BOOGIE MAN Logic and Reason Established Member

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    Feel bad for the proctologist

    "Nothing makes me question ALL of my life decisions like SVTP."

    Posts and likes are not mine.
     
  5. ShelbyGT5HUN

    ShelbyGT5HUN Well-Known Member Established Member

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  6. CobraBob

    CobraBob Authorized Vendor Premium Member Established Member Single Barrel Sirs

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    Oh man, that was hilarious!
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