Wednesday Jokes

[MDShelby]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to see it, a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it.

Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea…

The mother-in-law came for dinner and said, “Why does the dog keep looking at me?”
I said, ”because you’re using his plate!”
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[SSCOBRA03]

Last one was awesome.

 

[CobraBob]

Yeah, that last one grabbed me!

 

[03cobra#694]

Hahahhaha, good ones Fred.

 

[ShelbyGT5HUN]

First one so true, my in laws have one. Barks if a mouse farts, but always for a reason! Has great vision and hearing! A GREAT security system, in a different way compared to a German Shepherd though...99% of the time you don't even know if she's around. Like owning a cat.