Wednesday Jokes

[MDShelby]

On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"


At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."


Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."


In a veterinarian’s waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"


At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
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[03cobra#694]

Clever, first one took me a minute.

 

[MDShelby]

Clever, first one took me a minute.

It's not Monday, you are out of excuses.....

 

[CobraBob]

That first one was funny. Dogs LOVE salesmen, with or without a sign on the fence. Especially experienced, seasoned salesmen.

 

[03cobra#694]

It's not Monday, you are out of excuses.....

I was off a few days, so it counts as my Monday.