What Kind Of SEX Do You Have?

[nj7703]

Originally posted by peterjmc
Broken like this?

That is bad.. but this story was worse.... My ex worked for an Insurance Co, and a guy filed a claim cause he had bruised it. Turns out some of his bills were not being paid so he filed a claim. Basically, him and his wife were on some swing, his hands were tied, and he fell off and fell on it.. OUCH! she said they had pics from the ER, NO THANKS. Moral of the story... use it, play with it, but for God's sake don't BREAK IT! :uh oh:

 

[ssssnake]

Originally posted by AV8R
Hallway Sex. We pass each other in the hallway and tell each other "**** YOU"

Jason, that's not hallway sex - that's oral sex. My husband and I do that alot

 

[blacknight07607]

Originally posted by peterjmc
Broken like this?

That's not broken....THAT'S DESTROYED
At least broken can be fixed

 

[Alex_96Cobra]

I dont like that picture :nono: it makes my balls hurt just to look at it. :xpl:

 

[blacknight07607]

Originally posted by Alex_96Cobra
I dont like that picture :nono: it makes my balls hurt just to look at it. :xpl:

I agree:beer:

 

[sohowcome]

Originally posted by SlowSVT95
Hey I'm 5'3 and look what I drive... lol

You can scoot the seats pretty close up on a L though.

 

[SNK BITN]

Hand sex, no explanation necessary.

 

[sohowcome]

Originally posted by SNK BITN
Hand sex, no explanation necessary.

I'm not going to touch that

 

[03cobrablack]

Originally posted by sohowcome
I'm not going to touch that

isnt that what she said?

 

[SohowcomeHottie]

Originally posted by 03cobrablack
isnt that what she said?

 

[sohowcome]

Originally posted by 03cobrablack
isnt that what she said?

Errr yeah thats it :rolling:

 

[AV8R]

A one hand stand?

 

[SNK BITN]

Originally posted by AV8R
A one hand stand?

LMAO :lol:

you guys are sick :xpl:

 

[sohowcome]

Originally posted by SNK BITN
LMAO :lol:

you guys are sick :xpl:

:lol: :lol:

 

[95Mike]

Sex? What is that?

 

[SID297]

If I use the other hand I feel like I cheated on myself.

 

[HatterWayne]

Actually, I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. . . . sex is the most fun you can have without laughing (at least sometimes) . . . so get it on like two eels in a bucket of armorall !!!

))))))))))))

 

[GoatDaddy]

Originally posted by nj7703
The kind that got me a Cobra in the garage :thumbsup:

Bro, ya gotta tell me how to do it!!!!

I damn near threw my back out one night, and all it got me was a lawn mower (a reel mower, no less)!

 

[nj7703]

Originally posted by snail50
Bro, ya gotta tell me how to do it!!!!

I damn near threw my back out one night, and all it got me was a lawn mower (a reel mower, no less)!

Well 1st thing is you have to move somewhere without a lawn, that way no mower. 2nd thing is the lovin, they HATE that long stuff, they want 30, 40 seconds tops, then go right to sleep. All else fails, ask her if she's put on weight, they like that we notice that stuff :thumbsup:

 

[SohowcomeHottie]

Originally posted by nj7703

2nd thing is the lovin, they HATE that long stuff, they want 30, 40 seconds tops, then go right to sleep. All else fails, ask her if she's put on weight, they like that we notice that stuff :thumbsup: