Guns! Lots and lots and lots of guns!
I was thinking the op's mom, but this isn't sd.My wife's friend.
Honda Rancher 4x4
John Deere Z960M with 72" deck
John Deere L130 (sold)
400ex... Why not a 450R? I've been out of the 4-wheeler scene for a while, but I got to try out an R quickly one day, and it was a monster compared to a 400.GSXR600 track bike, WR426F trail bike, Wolverine 450 4 wheeler, my XC/jumper mountain bike, BMX bike, and guns!
Coming in the next few weeks, a 125 2 stroke of 250F mx bike, or a 400ex.