rules of your car

[Nicky Pass]

Clean shoes
No riveted jeans
No leaning on the car
Don't slam the door
Shut the door by the handle
Don't touch the glass
No food
No Smoking
No one in the back seat

 

[SpectorV]

as long as it comes off I am ok with it... but things that dont come off like scratches or stains... Im not ok with.

 

[LSR]

I do not/will not loan out my car :nonono:

 

[FBMphil]

- No driving it
- No smoking
- Don't leave your trash in it

Other than that, I don't really care. I can't remember the last time I vacuumed it.

 

[About2bite]

I dont have to make rules, people know that when they get in my car they need to treat it with respect.

 

[Double"O"]

- no smoking...i am a smoker and i don't smoke in it
- no food unless it's jerky
- bottled drinks only
- No you can't drive it!
- do not lean on it...i don't lean on it so neither can you
- don't touch it...at all!!

 

[Blaster77]

My Rules:
Smoke all you want because I do too.
If I loan it with a full tank, please return it with a full tank.
Try not to lose to Civics when Racing.
You break it, you buy it.

Most people don't drive my car, but two friends have loaned it from me for a day, and my entire family is welcome to drive it.

 

[zeus201]

no smoking or eating
don't ask me to drive it
DON'T SLAM THE DOOR!!!

That's my #1 rule, don't slam the mother f'ing door. I hate that and I can't count how many times I have to remind people.

 

[Ltd10th03cobra]

1.)No Drinking (unless bottled)
2.)No Smoking
3.)No Eating
4.)I always check to see if passengers have anything pointy or sharp in pockets
5.)The only other person I let drive the car is my brother. He's a good driver
6.)No leaning on car (Part reason why I never go to car meets because some high schooler always leans on it)
7.)NO DRUNK PASSENGERS EVER.
8.)Don't leave trash
9.)NO SLAMMING DOORS. My GF always most of the time does it and it pisses me off.
10.)NO dipping
11.)No tracking dirt in (Clean shoes)

 

[Sublimize23]

The girlfriend always gets shotgun.
In my Jeep, DO slam the doors. They won't shut otherwise But no slamming doors in the Stang
and the obvious:
No: eating, drinking, smoking, touching the paint, etc.

 

[BLOWN PONY]

Rules for driving my car:

1. Be related to me and have a comparable car
2. Someone I'm ****ing currently
3. Have a comparable that I can drive.


The sex one usually keeps me clear or getting laid.

You stole my rulebook....:beer:

I have to add:

Watch other cars when we are parked
Don't slam the door.
My car is the shit, when you are riding in it, you are expected to tell me at least every 1/2 hour.


Edit:

I never move my seat up, never!

 

[zeus201]

You stole my rulebook....:beer:

My car is the shit, when you are riding in it, you are expected to tell me at least every 1/2 hour.

That's funny.

 

[50 Proof]

My friends know that I expect all the following before they get in my car. It's probably why they are usually the ones offering to drive when we hang out.

1) If your shoes aren't clean, take them off and put them in the trunk
2) No smoking
3) No food, not even in a bag sitting on the floor. I can't stand the after smell of food in a car.
4) Do not rest your ****ing foot on your thigh or put your feet on the dash. Both feet stay on the floor at all times, no exceptions.
5) When you close the door from the outside, you push the door by touching the window dew wipe weather strip. I don't want your greasy hand print on my paint.
6) No slamming car doors
7) Do not touch the radio unless you want to get socked hard in the leg.
8) No back seat passengers, the rear seat is not functional.
9) Don't go searching through my glove box or center console.

 

[Mystic03]

no drinking (except me)
no food or gum
no passengers
no touching the radio,A/C controls
and must have seat belt on

 

[yosemiddysam]

Damn everyone has forgotten my favorite rule. NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.

 

[RedfireVNM]

You stole my rulebook....:beer:

I have to add:

Watch other cars when we are parked
Don't slam the door.
My car is the shit, when you are riding in it, you are expected to tell me at least every 1/2 hour.


Edit:

I never move my seat up, never!

Since when is an 01 gt the shit? :Shrug:

I dont have any rules...I just taze them and throw them in the trunk untill I reach my destination...Thanks Sid :beer:

 

[VenomGTX]

I only have one rule I'm REALLY anal about:

1) Wear your seatbelt or GTFO.

Other than that, I just expect people to sit still and not touch my radio unless I give them permission, but that depends on who's riding with me (I only have one other seat. My Sonoma technically seats 3 but only if its two hot chicks). :-D

 

[RDJ]

I don't loan my car ... to anyone ...

I will occasionally let one of the guys at my shop drive it to a car show but he is more picky about keeping a car clean than I am so it's all good AND I get a free detail out of the deal.

My Girl drives my car occasionally to keep the fluids cycled but she is more picky about MY stuff than I am ...

but loan it out? NEVER

 

[aaandht]

No smoking
DON'T SLAM MY DOORS! Vw window motors are $250ish each and one is already much slower than the other.
If I just washed and detailed my car no touching the windows and no puttin ANYTHING on the dash.

Edit: Oh yeah no throwing your garbage out the window. Not only is it just distasteful(I'm no tree hugger but I hate litter), but most people hit my car with their shit and if a cop is behind me ITS MY ****ING RESPONSIBILITY! Douchebags
Also no you cannot use my CB radio and **** around on it.

Oh yeah at gas stations(NJ is all full service), I will only go to my station so I can fill my car, or I will get out and pull my cap off. I hate when attendants put your cap on the top of the pump in the dirt and shit. If you aren't going to use the cap holder at least put it up there upside down!

Other than that I don't really care cause the car does have 106K miles and has some "marks" on it. Sure once I get a stang that list will be much much longer.

 

[mineralgrey01gt]

ehh, if i do it in my car then they can also. I let people smoke in mine but you literally cannot tell they do. My g/f smokes in it all the time but it doesnt bother me. You can eat, drink, smoke, chew, etc. in my car but if you spill any of it, you get to clean the entire interior, including shampooing my carpet, that usually keeps them in check