Some penis wrinkle in an integra

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you're not gonna last very long here....


lololololol angry much?

Hear there's some Prius's and Caravans around, wanna go race them too?
 

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Yup…. sounds like an old angry man off meds… better back off… don't wanna be the cause for one of his hospital visits. I'll just let the mods take care of this and clean it up whenever they see this. They'll make the decisions, not you.
 

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you're not gonna last very long here....


lololololol angry much?

Hear there's some Prius's and Caravans around, wanna go race them too?

I'll last just fine. I don't have a problem responding in kind. Perhaps you should consider a different forum, considering your aversion to full throttle.

I just have a hard time understanding the forum culture of shame, flame, dog pile, repeat. I've found it's never more than a bunch of 12 year old keyboard commando's with a secret hard-on. I'll respond in kind all day. I'm not threatened and I think it's kinda fun. Hows that song go? "I love the way you hate me" so what else you got? or do you want to whither away into the darkness?
 

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So I'm going back to work after getting lunch at wingstop (hell ya) and I'm on an on ramp stuck behind a slow SUV. This penis wrinkle in a silver integra with his washboard bitch girlfriend next to him keeps gunning it and letting out, like I can go somewhere on this 1 lane on ramp. He was getting so close I could make out the tissue paper his twat had stuffed in her bra. Well of course the adrenaline kicks in and as soon as it's clear I'm downshifting into 2nd at 60. So at this point he's got the same idea I do and he had given it a running start. When I nailed it passing the slow SUV instantly his turd mobile drops back like a million cars as I go.... *Whoosh!!!!* right past a cop at the top of 2nd (for those of you who don't know thats about 95 - 100). Luckily the cop already had someone pulled over and I skated by the skin of my teeth. I make my way over to the right lane because my exit is coming up and I notice this integra is WAYYYYY back there in the right lane not gaining at all. As I get onto the side street I take a right onto another highway and the village idiot keeps going straight. Thats when I can see this POS integra has a huge fart pipe, right front quarter panel banged up and get this... paper tags... What a sorry little pile of sphincter crust...

So.. let me get this right…

You're in a 2014 Shelby GT 500

and you are bragging about "like a million car links"

on a banged up Acura Integra?

on what ****ing planet is that News worthy? Way to go man! I kicked the shit out of my Nephews Tricycle coming out the driveway last week!!! I beat him by like A BILLION LEGOS!!
 

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?? Whats the problem here? Do we just not like the way I told the story? Was it my choice of words?

Hey no offense. I'm not rude. I just speak what everyone else is thinking…

Not at all. its the fact that you are a Douche Nozzle for Praising the Beating of a car with most likely 1/4 of the horse power (I'm being generous) just because he was up your ass…
 

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So.. let me get this right…

You're in a 2014 Shelby GT 500

and you are bragging about "like a million car links"

on a banged up Acura Integra?

on what ****ing planet is that News worthy? Way to go man! I kicked the shit out of my Nephews Tricycle coming out the driveway last week!!! I beat him by like A BILLION LEGOS!!

Hey piers morgan. newflash. this ain't the news. it's not even yahoo news. this is a forum, and I told a story. You clicked on it, jumped on the bandwagon and flew off the handle. I wasn't bragging about jumping a million "links", i was venting frustration, you ****ing idiot. So who's next? Oh wait, looks like you have another equally retarded post below. Were you the flat chested chick in the car?
 

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Not at all. its the fact that you are a Douche Nozzle for Praising the Beating of a car with most likely 1/4 of the horse power (I'm being generous) just because he was up your ass…

Praising? playing a little fast and loose with the english language, don't you think?

and maybe the car was fast? it wasn't, but as obnoxious as the kid was driving, suppose it was?
 

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So I'm going back to work after getting lunch at wingstop (hell ya) and I'm on an on ramp stuck behind a slow SUV. This penis wrinkle in a silver integra with his washboard bitch girlfriend next to him keeps gunning it and letting out, like I can go somewhere on this 1 lane on ramp. He was getting so close I could make out the tissue paper his twat had stuffed in her bra. Well of course the adrenaline kicks in and as soon as it's clear I'm downshifting into 2nd at 60. So at this point he's got the same idea I do and he had given it a running start. When I nailed it passing the slow SUV instantly his turd mobile drops back like a million cars as I go.... *Whoosh!!!!* right past a cop at the top of 2nd (for those of you who don't know thats about 95 - 100). Luckily the cop already had someone pulled over and I skated by the skin of my teeth. I make my way over to the right lane because my exit is coming up and I notice this integra is WAYYYYY back there in the right lane not gaining at all. As I get onto the side street I take a right onto another highway and the village idiot keeps going straight. Thats when I can see this POS integra has a huge fart pipe, right front quarter panel banged up and get this... paper tags... What a sorry little pile of sphincter crust...

I remember when I had my first beer...
 

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At the end of the day you still beat an integra. Great job you want a cookie kid?
 

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Hey piers morgan. newflash. this ain't the news. it's not even yahoo news. this is a forum, and I told a story. You clicked on it, jumped on the bandwagon and flew off the handle. I wasn't bragging about jumping a million "links", i was venting frustration, you ****ing idiot. So who's next? Oh wait, looks like you have another equally retarded post below. Were you the flat chested chick in the car?

Go vent your frustrations and bullying of poor little import driving teens somewhere else. No ****s are given here about your lame ass attempts to validate your existence. Post up some real kills with less douchebaggery attached. or GTFO
 

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Came to read about a race... Left learning about penis wrinkles.
Yeah, sorry about that. It wasnt really a race. I guess lots of peeps get pretty bent out of shape when a much more powerful car out accelerates a much less powerful car to get them off the bumper. Lol I kinda got a kick out of it.
I learned that putting the hammer down while an integra is behind me is bullying. Posting about it is sacrilegious and being slightly miffed that the driver would be that obnoxious to follow so closely, well, the nerve of me! I dunno what I was thinking.
 

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Go vent your frustrations and bullying of poor little import driving teens somewhere else. No ****s are given here about your lame ass attempts to validate your existence. Post up some real kills with less douchebaggery attached. or GTFO
The feeling is mutual. Douche nozzle. Lol all i did was post about some kid riding my ass and I floored it when I got the chance and described his car. Suddenly im kicking puppies and taking candy from babies. Get off the bandwagon and quit acting like the douche nozzle you're accusing me of being.
 
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Anyone else notice once a 65,000 dollar car is brought into a thread it usually ends up in the hall of fame thread?

Oh and inb4sd!
 

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